My husband's new love interest......

NewEnglandWifey

Our aunt gave my husband a ride on lawnmower this weekend.... I think he is quite smitten

She also gave him a chainsaw which he is very excited about!

 

What is your husbands fave man-toy? 

angelaa73

I die laughing at the mental picture of your aunt (who i picture as a whitebun wearin granny) and your h on a john deere. And he's waiving around a chainsaw. hahahahah

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NewEnglandWifey

angelaa73:

I die laughing at the mental picture of your aunt (who i picture as a whitebun wearin granny) and your h on a john deere. And he's waiving around a chainsaw. hahahahah

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 He is mowing our front lawn right now and I am surprised he hasn't found a way to incorporate the chainsaw 

angelaa73

NewEnglandWifey:

angelaa73:

I die laughing at the mental picture of your aunt (who i picture as a whitebun wearin granny) and your h on a john deere. And he's waiving around a chainsaw. hahahahah

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 He is mowing our front lawn right now and I am surprised he hasn't found a way to incorporate the chainsaw 

I will pay you a nest million dollars to give him the chainsaw and have him ride by the hedges and shave them down.  MUST YOUTUBE

+kizmet+

DH got a table saw at a pawn shop and now he's always coming up with excuses to cut up crap around the garage.

 

angelaa73

+kizmet+:

DH got a table saw at a pawn shop and now he's always coming up with excuses to cut up crap around the garage.

 

this is awsome too! who thinks "crap, I need some chedda, but I don't want to sell my table saw. Ding! I'll pawn it"

and that your h knew to GO THERE to find one. This is 10kinds of awesome all rolled into one!

scottydont

H is in love with his phone.  He stares me down if/when I need to borrow it.  He gets offended when I ask Siri dirty questions.

angelaa73

scottydont:

H is in love with his phone.  He stares me down if/when I need to borrow it.  He gets offended when I ask Siri dirty questions.

ohhh let's here one

+kizmet+

angelaa73:

this is awsome too! who thinks "crap, I need some chedda, but I don't want to sell my table saw. Ding! I'll pawn it"

and that your h knew to GO THERE to find one. This is 10kinds of awesome all rolled into one!

He knew I'd probably say NO to paying full price for a new one so it worked out well in his favor.  It's actually a really nice one and seems to be almost new.

Winner winner chicken dinner.

sagoon

The cordless drill.  He'll spend ten minutes finding the battery for it, collecting the appropriate screwdriver head etc... when I just want to hang a picture on drywall.  A nail works just fine.

scottydont

angelaa73:

scottydont:

H is in love with his phone.  He stares me down if/when I need to borrow it.  He gets offended when I ask Siri dirty questions.

ohhh let's here one

'Do you like it in the butt?'

Anything involving peens.  I once asked if sticking a garlic clove up my hoo would cure a yeast infection.

I keep it classy.  H acts like there's a real person with a headset who is being taken aback by the questions.  He'll grab the phone away.

angelaa73

scottydont:

angelaa73:

scottydont:

H is in love with his phone.  He stares me down if/when I need to borrow it.  He gets offended when I ask Siri dirty questions.

ohhh let's here one

'Do you like it in the butt?'

Anything involving peens.  I once asked if sticking a garlic clove up my hoo would cure a yeast infection.

I keep it classy.  H acts like there's a real person with a headset who is being taken aback by the questions.  He'll grab the phone away.

not garlic! yogurt! ask spedrunner. she swears by it!

and what does siri say back. Or maybe you never hear b/c your h yanked it away? I only ask dumb things like where is ice cream?

I need to step it up

notquiteblushing

Whose aunt is she?  Has she always been so generous?  Maybe I'm just jealous because my aunt always gives me wind chimes for Christmas even though I live in an apartment but those gifts seem very random.  Was she selling her house and needing to get rid of stuff?  Inquiring minds want to know.

alzi

sagoon:

The cordless drill.  He'll spend ten minutes finding the battery for it, collecting the appropriate screwdriver head etc... when I just want to hang a picture on drywall.  A nail works just fine.

ohh this is H. And he doesn't use a hammer, he'll use the base of the drill. That tool does everything, apparently. I'm waiting for the day the drill base goes through the wall. 

Floyd.B

Yeah - I totally read this as "Our aunt gave my husband a ride on A lawnmower this weekend..."

and I figured you were going to say he was in love with your aunt.

NewEnglandWifey

notquiteblushing:

Whose aunt is she?  Has she always been so generous?  Maybe I'm just jealous because my aunt always gives me wind chimes for Christmas even though I live in an apartment but those gifts seem very random.  Was she selling her house and needing to get rid of stuff?  Inquiring minds want to know.

 

She is his aunt and she is purging items she doesn't need anymore....being recently married it was beyond nice of her to to think of giving us these items since she could have probably sold them if she wanted- H's family is awesome like that

 

 

 

Pseudonim

You have a nice aunt. One year for Christmas H's aunt (who has a net worth of over a million dollah), gave him a silver candle shaped like a weener and the world's smallest blanket. Crazy.

Mind you that was also the year we went to her house for Thanksgiving and someone dropped squash on her pure white Bichon and turned him orange for a month. I think she was mad after that.

angelaa73

Pseudonim:

You have a nice aunt. One year for Christmas H's aunt (who has a net worth of over a million dollah), gave him a silver candle shaped like a weener and the world's smallest blanket. Crazy.

Mind you that was also the year we went to her house for Thanksgiving and someone dropped squash on her pure white Bichon and turned him orange for a month. I think she was mad after that.

hello! you can't get rich if you're givin it all away on stupid holiday prezzies!!

Pseudonim

angelaa73:

Pseudonim:

You have a nice aunt. One year for Christmas H's aunt (who has a net worth of over a million dollah), gave him a silver candle shaped like a weener and the world's smallest blanket. Crazy.

Mind you that was also the year we went to her house for Thanksgiving and someone dropped squash on her pure white Bichon and turned him orange for a month. I think she was mad after that.

hello! you can't get rich if you're givin it all away on stupid holiday prezzies!!

Duh. I know it. Penny pincha!

margotmacomber

His car stereo and speakers.  He will rattle the windows of neighboring cars.  It's mildly embarrassing and fun at the same time.

maddiemoon43

His Fiskers ax.  He calls it Fisky.  I think if he could leave me for an ax he would.  Every fall I need to come watch him demonstrate how amazing it it for splitting fire wood, as if he's forgotten over the long summer and as if I care.  Just make me some fire already!

Mrs.JulesH-S

Mine REALLY wants a ride on mower.  He loves my mom's.  We have a rather large front & backyard but not THAT big.