Open Letter Thursday

erollis · August 2013

Dear Self,
You are doing awesome this week so far. Feeling pretty good, tiered occasionally but not exhausted like normal and productive.
Your consciousness

Dear Husband
I don't know what happened yesterday at work but I hope today is a better day for you.
Your loving wife

Dear Work
Please continue to get better. Please.
Desperate Worker

Nattie24 · August 2013

Dear Old Apartment,

If you could kindly be fully cleaned when I get there tomorrow to clean you, it would be much appreciated.

- Currentish tenant

Dear New Apartment and all those boxes,

Please unpack, sort, clean etc.. It would be very helpful.

-New Tenant

Dear New Apartment Office and Maintenance,

If you could fix those things that are broke in my apartment ASAP that would be great. I would like to keep our fan on all day, but since the light won't turn off, I can't do that. Also you promised a new hood on the stove on Monday, it's Thursday and still no update. This hood is gross..

-New Tenant

JMB10022011 · August 2013

Dear crazy coworker,

You need a chill pill stat. If you would just get your job done and stop stressing about the what ifs, you wouldn't be worrying and getting yourself worked up so much.

Thanks,
Your coworker who is tired of listening to you complain

Dear H,

Thank you for an awesome spontaneous weekend this past weekend. I had a blast and you did such a good job planning and packing

Love,
Your wife

Nattie24 · August 2013

One more--

Dear Co Worker,

I know you just took the test and found out you are pregnant but you haven't been to the doctor yet. So please stop telling me, who's 6 months pregnant what I can and can't eat, sending me all those crazy articles about things that can go wrong. I don't want the stress. I also think that you don't need it either. Also, I do not see that bloat you speak of, it's all in your mind.

Thanks,

Jurbs920 · August 2013

Dear MIL, Thanks for helping me out this week. It was a huge relief for me. And it was awesome to take the afternoon to myself today. I feel so much better! Love, DIL Dear H, Please stop telling me your going to buy me a gift and then never getting it. That's annoying. Buy it or don't. Love, jurbs

quirky75 · August 2013

Dear The Nest,

Get rid of all the stupid pinned topics about stuff we don't care about.

Kthanksbye,

Someone who likes to have the new posts on top.

ZeroOrchestra · August 2013

Dear fire ants,

Fuuuuuuuuuck you and and you're fuuuuuuucking fire teeth. I hope you fuuuucking go extinct in a slow and painful manner. Eat shiiiiit.

-itching my hand off

Dear thundercunt who was my delivery doctor,

Yeah, I wrote another review about your less than stellar bedside manners. People should know what a nasty persone you are. Yes, I realize it's been 3 years and I give zero shits about your pathetic retort. Go take a flying leap off a tall building.

Sincerely,
Not at all concerned about your mad dash to the hospital without putting on makeup.

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