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WTF and Open Letter Wednesday!
Let it out!
Eliza Mae - September 16th, 2014
Re: WTF and Open Letter Wednesday!
Dear congress,
Pass a bill please before Midnight Monday. I'd rather not have another furlough while you get this sh!t together. You took off all of August and SURPRISE budget is being faught over right to the deadline.
Sincerely,
Stop screwing with my pay!
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Dear H,
You got Friday off, last minute you ask for Thursday off... don't be pissy you didn't get Thursday off! This is why I keep asking what our plans are, so it's not last minute. We will make due with the orginal plan, we just have to be in Asheville by 7pm for dinner Friday. Just don't break down in Williamsburg and we'll be ok!
Love,
I give up on planning
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Dear parents,
You're awesome, I love you. But please don't bring hunter back to me on Monday, 20 lbs heavier!
Love,
Your daugher
Dear One of the 4 people looking at our condo between yesterday and today:
Please buy it! One of you! Pleaseeee make an offer.
Signed,
Tired of cleaning my house every day
Dear H,
When we bought the season tickets, you agreed that you would sell a few games. I don't care if now all of the games are "must go to games". You're going to sell a few. That was our deal. If you don't, I'm buying myself a Michael Kors watch.
Signed,
I'm Not Playing
Dear H,
You're so pathetic. No, you did not get mono from your mom last weekend- you wouldn't have symptoms yet. What's that? Your tummy hurts? Oh no...I feel so bad for you. Why don't you postpone your business trip so that you're away the ONE night this month I have plans without the girls- that'd be great.
Love,
I pushed an 8lb child out of my vag without so much as a Tylenol
I need a night of no one touching, talking, or even looking at me before I lose my shit. All three of you have been driving me crazy this week.
Signed,
I need a night out preferably with a lot of wine.
Do you need a nestie HH?!
Do you need a nestie HH?!
I just might! Or I'm going to end up locking myself in my bedroom for a night and let them fend for themselves.
Dear H,
why did you have to leave town THIS week of all weeks.
ly, A
The Rowdy Roberts
That sounds awesome!
I totally slacked on actually getting this planned until this week. I think we're going to stay at Fairfield Inn, just walk around during the day and then go to Fogo de Chao which everyone at work raves about. I figured since H did a wine tasting dinner for me on Valentine's we'll do a big meat dinner for our anniversary haha.
OMG I didn't mean for it to come out that way!
OMG I didn't mean for it to come out that way!
Hearing you say this will mean more to Jeff then the restaurant.
I am loving this weather!!! Can you keep it like this for a few more days?
Thanks,
me
If you could please stop acting like a martyr, that would be awesome.
And I get that you work a lot, but it's starting to piss me off that you don't look at our calendar when you're requesting days off. Sure, you ask off this Sunday for a freaking football game, but you forgot to ask off last Thursday when I had to be in Newark for Bike to the Bay registration.
Dear Children,
I'm going to need you to stop fighting with each other. I'm also going to need you to stop hanging on me & not leaving me alone when all I want to do is pee in peace. Go away & don't look at me, please.
boy (n): a noise with dirt on it
You are very sick of your hair, so can you please just make an appointment to get it cut? Your avoidance of this situation is starting to get annoying.
xo,
me