WTF Wednesday

minionlover · October 2013

Any WTFs or open letters for this week?

ramstein1027 · October 2013

Dear Planet Fitness,

I see that you bumped our membership up by $50 per month for no reason. I will be calling to cancel our contract today. Please do not try to school me on contract law, let's do this the easy way.

Love,

Evan

WillyH19 · October 2013

WTF Boss? You've given me nothing to do for the last two weeks, and then will be out tomorrow for our weekly meeting. I have asked numerous times for things to do, and received nothing.

mana8503 · October 2013

frank139@msu.edu said:

Dear Planet Fitness,

I see that you bumped our membership up by $50 per month for no reason. I will be calling to cancel our contract today. Please do not try to school me on contract law, let's do this the easy way.

Love,

Evan

I think there's a once a year membership fee in Oct.

brainybrunette · October 2013

Dear Science:

I would really appreciate it if you would cooperate so that I can finish this Ph.D. from hell! I really did not enjoy going to the microscope this morning only to find that all of my slides were complete unusable crap. I now have less than 2 weeks before I leave for Italy, and all experiments were supposed to be done before I left. Well, now that's not going to happen. I need to be out of here by February! So, please take a break for the 3 weeks that I'll be away and get your sh*t together so that everything can be done before Christmas.

Thanks for your anticipated cooperation,

Nicole

ramstein1027 · October 2013

Thanks, @mana8503!! I hope that's what it is. Though, I'd almost rather switch to the Y for the pool...

mana8503 · October 2013

Wtf government - let's get this shit straightened out so I can work again... And get paid. I'm not fit to be a stay at home wife. I'm going crazy and it's only day 2.

mana8503 · October 2013

Wtf - H's ex. First you refuse to cut your son's hair. Then you complain in June because we buzzed it, since it was summer and we wouldn't see him until September. Now you complain it's too long because we left the top longer with it getting cold and knowing we will be back down in November. YOU DIDNT CUT IT FOR 6 MONTHS so STFU! OR how about this, do it yourself if you don't like how we do it!

sjs1013 · October 2013

@frank139@msu.edu Look into the Planet Fitness $99/year deal. They usually have it around now and again in December. It's $99, no tax. I do it every year, pay cash and get my money's worth without having them charge my credit card every month.

sjs1013 · October 2013

Dear AF,

Please go away. There is no satisfying your cravings this month. I can eat everything in sight and still not be full. I cannot afford to gain the 5 lbs that I know I will gain this week. My work pants barely fit as it is.

Signed,

You're not welcome this month.

nitecheese · October 2013

I know I'm a day late, but...

Dear Co-Workers and Acquaintances,

Don't touch me. Don't rub my belly. Just because I am pregnant does not mean that I have become public property. Next time, I'm gonna reach over and start touching you. How does THAT feel?

Signed,

Not Buddha

goatlady12 · October 2013

I am also a day late but

Dear people leaving me voicemail,

It is not a race to see how fast you can say your phone number. Please slow down and speak clearly.

Thanks!

Heidi

snuff9861 · October 2013

Dear body,

While I appreciate that you are currently experiencing an onslaught of hormones, can you please kindly keep the bloat down? My pants don't fit and I am not prepared to go buy more.

mmm k thanks,

me.

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