I am always mortified by the occasional... queef... that is such a yucky word so I googled it and got vart which isn't any better. I was so embarrassed the first time it happened.
The second would be getting spied on by the window washer. Oops!
In college I decided it was a great idea to use my friends bed to have sex in because she was gone for the weekend and my roommate was in my room. Well I *thought* my period was over...but unfortunately it was not. I got blood all over the guy (who was mortified, obviously) and all over my friends sheets. I cleaned them, but never told her about it....
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I've never really had any embarrassing sex stories... Maybe I'm not adventurous enough? Or I don't embarrass easily. This wasn't sex, but when I was with my first boyfriend in grade 9, we were kissing in his livin room (scandilous, I know) and his mom came in and was like 'john smith, (not his real name) kissing a girl!' And then she walked out. I was mortified lol
When H and I were dating he was still living with his mom and she walked in on us several times. Not to mention one time she told us how she kept hearing weird noises at night coming from outside and she made H check for an animal but it was actually us. We never told her the truth.
Once (actually this was like a month ago), I was wearing a bra that clipped in the front. H unclipped it, but it was still around my shoulders. We continued to do our thing, but I was super annoyed that I was wearing my bra like a jacket, so in the middle of it I tried to take my bra off. Well H was busy doing something else so he didn't notice I was trying to do this. My arm got stuck in the cup and I tried in vain to shake it off. Well in the process my neck/back got a debilitating Charlie horse. I started yelling and crying out in pain and poor H thought he seriously hurt me. The fun stopped right there because I was out for about 2-3 days.
It was with my ex. We where at his parents house. This is mortifying & very embarassing his mother walked in on us having sex... Ya idk how I managed to see it talk to her after that then a year later my ex and I broke up.
But my H & I really have not had any embarrassing sex moments
We were walked in on twice...Once by his dad...second time on the cruise we got engaged on by the cabin steward...needless to say...we have a whole new appreciation for the do not disturb sign.
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Missing Our July Sparkler
BFP#1-11/12/12, MMC 1/16/13-baby stopped growing @ 9wks, found out at 13wks, D&E 1/25/13
BFP#2-4/23/13 EDD-01/02/14 baby BOY born 12/31/13 Michael Cameron
But my H & I really have not had any embarrassing sex moments