Tips for getting pregnant from The Onion

Re: Tips for getting pregnant from The Onion

• nfp147

  

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  January 2014

  Ha ha!  I love the Onion.

  
  

  This is my favourite one: 

  • Make sure to find a gravel bed that’s protected but not too far out of the way to lay your eggs; otherwise potential mates may unknowingly swim right past them.

  

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  TTC Since January 2011 - We have bad sperm 

  February 2013: IUI #1 = BFN 

  October 2013: We made the decision to stop TTC and live without children.

  
  

  Nestie Besties with Xan921 

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• sweetpotato123

  

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  January 2014

  Too funny!

  **Signature Warning**

  
  

  Dx PCOS August 2012

  Clomid x4 = BFN

  Femara+Follistim IUIs x 6 = 3 BFN, 2 C/P, 1 early miscarriage

  IVF June 2014- 43 R, 34 M, 24 F, 12 blasts frozen and severe OHSS

  FET September 12, 2014!

  Beta #1 12dp5dt- 724

  Beta #2 14dp5dt- 1631

  Beta #3 20dp5dt- 12,813

  EDD 5/31/15 until OB tells me otherwise. Grow babies grow!

  
  

  "I might have to wait. I'll never give up. I guess it's half timing, and the other half's luck. 
  

  Wherever you are, whenever it's right, you'll come out of nowhere and into my life." ~ Michael Buble

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• sparklingdiamond

  

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  January 2014

  Haha love that!

   
  
  ~TTC Buddies with akcrrr and amandaf6383~
  

  ~Knottie/Nestie Besties with *ecinereb* - Congratulations!~

  TTC since June 2011 dx: PCOS

  Clomid+IUI: Cancelled b/c didn't respond (June 2012)
  

  Femara+Trigger+IUI #1: BFN :-( (July 2013)
  Natural Cycle (8/7/13)- BFP!  Beta #1 (9/10/13): 509 Progesterone: 18.64  Beta #2 (9/12/13): 1118
  

  Baby N born 5/9/14

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• islandmonkey8

  

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  January 2014

  Oh my. I love this so much!

  

  TTC 24 months, IUI #3 BFP 6/4/14 Beta 6/5 58, 6/9 508, 6/11 1227 TWINS! EDD 2/15/15

  With heavy hearts, we said goodbye to our precious angels on 8/12 at 13 weeks 2 days.

  
  

  IVF #1 Lup/Brav/Meno, ER 11/28 10R/10F, ET "Rudolph" 4AA embryo 12/3, 7 frosties.

  BFP! Betas: 12/12 225, 12/15 706, 12/17 1512. EDD 8.21.15

  12/29 hb 120. 1/5 perfect, GRAD DAY! 1/15 perfect at OB. NT 2/6 PERFECT, HB 158!

  
  

  Baby Girl born 8.9.15 at 38.2 due to IUGR 4lb7.8oz 17" 

  Our princess is being watched over by her older siblings every day

   
  

  
  

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• lindsayandjamie

  

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  January 2014

  Brilliantly written and so wise

  

  First date July 31, 1999    Married January 28, 2009 
  TTC#1 July 2010 PCOS dx April 2011 DS born: February 21, 2012
  TTC#2 June 2013 MMC Sept 2013 (partial molar), CP 02/2014 DS2 born: December 5, 2014

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• lfk2013

  

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  January 2014

  Love it!

  

  Married: 10/13/2013

  TTC #1: Mirena removed 5/26/2015; DH - normal SA, me - diagnosed with PCOS 8/4/2016 - on Metformin;
  BFP - 10/29/2016!!!, EDD - 7/8/2017

  My Chart

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• nightmare_of_beauty

  

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  January 2014

  • If you are struggling to become pregnant, try truly loving your partner.

  I'm so saying this to DH later tonight 

  DX: 6/2012 PCOS  TTC: 6/2013  BFP: 9/6/2013  Attempt Natural m/c: 10/29/2013 D&C: 2/20/2014
  BFP 2: 7/7/2014 Beta 7/8: 115, Beta 7/12: 638, Beta 7/16: 3793, Beta 7/21: 21,625
  

  
  

  

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• LuckyAngel07

  

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  January 2014

  nightmare_of_beauty said:

  • If you are struggling to become pregnant, try truly loving your partner.

  I'm so saying this to DH later tonight 

  This one was totally my favorite. Especially after reading last week's TB crazy cakes!

  
  
  

  TTC since July 2012

  BFP #1: 11/9/13; spontaneous m/c at 6w2d, 11/25/13

  BFP #2: 12/31/13. B/w 12/31: betas >1000, progesterone 13.6; B/w 1/2: betas 3065, progesterone 10.2
  B/w 1/8: betas 17,345, progesterone 25.6

  Progesterone suppositories started 1/2. Please stick, baby!!

  Fiona Elise born 9/9/14 - welcome beautiful girl!

  
  

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• spin25

  

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  January 2014

  "That's what happened to Kaitlin." Lol.

  
  

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• thecuddleeffect

  

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  January 2014

  Hahahha that's awesome! I love the onion!

  
  

  Me(27) PCOS, Hypothyroidism & Incompetent Cervix  DH(29) Azoospermia
  4/11- 12/11 Provera, 3 cycles clomid 50mg, all BFN (HSG-all clear)
  Dec 2011 DH S/A shows zero count - dx Azoo
  TESE 4/13/12 - Sperm found!! 5 viles frozen
  IVF ICSI #1- (Lupron protocol) 5R 2F 2dt- 2DP & 4CF - BFFN
  IVF ICSI #2-  (Antagonist protocol) Started stims 7/26
  ER 8/8 11R 9F 3dt - 9BF & 7BF (+HPT 8dp3dt)beta 1-184 beta 2- 1699 TWINS! EDD 5/1/13
  12/9 Joshua David and Zoe Faith born too early at 19w4d due to incompetent cervix
  
    LAP Transabdominal Cerclage - 4/15/13 only possibility of carrying my children to term
  IVF ICSI #3.2- (Antagonist Protocol) 7/26 start stims (same day, a year later from J & Z's stim start date!)
  ER - 8/7  19R 9F 3dt of 2 8BF embryos. (+ HPT 7dp3dt) Beta #1- 82.8 Beta #2- 821 Beta 3-7254

  9/11/13 - U/S showed 1 baby HR 135bpm! EDD 4/30/14
  Colin born via c/s 4/7/14 (36w5d) 6lbs 14oz - 8 days in the NICU
  TTC #2 - IVF 4 - July 2015 (Antagonist Protocol) 7/10 start stims
  15R 8F 5dt of 1E blast grade BA & 1 blast to freeze!! (+hpt 6dp5dt)
  beta #1-52 beta #2-62 Beta #3-6.5 - CP
  FET - 9/18/15 (+hpt 5dp5dt) beta #1 -225.1 beta #2-2468 beta #3-21,352
  10/29 - U/S shows 1 bean! HR 151 EDD 6/7/16 It's a BOY!
  5/18/16 Jacob born via c/s (37w 1d) 9lbs .8oz 19in - 6 days in the NICU
  

  
  
  
  

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• Flamingo86

  

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  January 2014

  I've actually wondered if it was written by a bitter infertile who is sick of hearing BS "just try this or that" statements from clueless people.

  Married August 2009

  3 years. 5 losses.

  Our rainbow baby boy born 11.16.15

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• Flamingo86

  

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  January 2014 edited January 2014

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  Married August 2009

  3 years. 5 losses.

  Our rainbow baby boy born 11.16.15

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• sgautschi

  

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  January 2014

  Haha!

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

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