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WTF, Open Letters, AW, Rants, Unpopular Opinions, etc
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Eliza Mae - September 16th, 2014
Re: WTF, Open Letters, AW, Rants, Unpopular Opinions, etc
WTF Bulldog! What was your deal last night? Went to sleep on the bed between us, then got up and whined to sleep on the couch, then busted back into the bedroom 4 times throughout the night just to wander around. I had to get up and close the door each time because our room stays warmer with the door shut. But we leave it open part way in case you need to come get us to go out.
Then I hear DH get up with you 30 minutes before my alarm goes off, then you get back into bed, then back out. Then you whine at me to let you out of the bedroom 10 minutes before my alarm goes off. Then decide to bark and grow at the dark. You know your ass aint gonna do a damn thing if someone breaks in so please dont pretend to be a bad ass at 5:40am.
Then I get up for the day and your bitch ass is passed out cold on the couch. I wanted to flick you right on the head so bad, but that would have been mean, so I just came over and laid on top of you for some morning lovins. I hope you couldnt fall back to sleep. Hussy.
WTF Friend that only contacts me when her H is getting deployed. The first 2 times I called and texted you to make sure you were doing ok, etc but I'm tired of no-contact when he's back. It sucks he's deployed, but after years of nothing, then BAM - HEY, H is deployed again can we talk? is getting OLD.
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WTF traffic that made me slam on my brakes causing my bagel to fall cream cheese side down in the floor. I REALLY WANTED THAT! Mornings is the only time I can eat!
I got another one.
WTF Self?
You just had oatmeal and a cup of coffe for breakfast. Why are you still hungry? This is why the chub will never go away. Well that and the Angry Orchard, but come hell or high water, I will not be giving that up until the pee stick is pink or they discontinue it. So get your ass to the gym too!
I will concede that the Vancouver one was better.
WTF...boss. You messed up my paycheck. Just fix it and don't give me an excuse of why its wrong! I don't care why.
What do they expect you to be doing with them?