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We're terrible (dog) parents...

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edited October 2014 in Getting Pregnant
So, we bought our dog this "stick" a while ago and then laughed our heads off as we carried it thought the mall (it's close to 2' long).  Now the dog only knows it as her "dildo" because her parents are smart-asses. It's fairly embarrassing when we have company over  :\"> 

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Re: We're terrible (dog) parents...

  • This made me laugh so hard! It really does look like a dildo!!
  • Well. Dog's have needs too?  No?


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  • That is hilarious!  
    Was this at an actual pet store even?

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  • brij2006 said:
    That is hilarious!  
    Was this at an actual pet store even?
    Yes, it's a Kong product.
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  • nfp147 said:
    brij2006 said:
    That is hilarious!  
    Was this at an actual pet store even?
    Yes, it's a Kong product.
    Dang.  Not even some off-brand Chinese dog toy.

    Pet stores, the new sex toy shop.

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    Chemical Pregnancy 03/14
    Surprise BFP 6/14, Beta #1: 126 Beta #2: 340  Stick baby, stick! EDD 2/17/15
    Riley Elaine born 2/16/15

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  • That is hilarious!!  

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    Ha- I took a pic with one of those once and posted on FB.  It is pretty insane.

    We didn't get it for our dogs because they are gentlemen.
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  • @seahorse01, Rudy may be a gentelman, but PC is definitely not!

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  • That is so funny! What is it made out of?
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  • That is so funny! What is it made out of?
    It's rubber.  It feels like a dildo too (in my hands! Don't be dirty!)
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  • Lol!
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  • @seahorse01, Rudy may be a gentelman, but PC is definitely not!

    I'm going to have to agree with CaseyandLizzie here.
  • That's awesome.
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  • hahaha! Love it! I want a pic of your dog carting it around!
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  • That's awesome.

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  • Haha this thread is cracking me up. :)

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  • That is too funny. 
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