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So here's a good one.
Every once in awhile N think he's funny and makes the background of my phone a picture of his penis. I hate it...it's disgusting. So last night I grabbed my phone and saw that it was a nice close up of his wiener. My first thought was to take a gross close up of my ladybits, but I decided that was too much work. Instead, I would just text him the picture of his D and make him look at it. So I brought the picture up, typed 'I hate you" and hit send.
As it was sending I realized I had not sent the picture to N. Oh no. I sent it to a MALE coworker. That's right- I sent a picture of N's penis, hanging out of his plaid pajama pants, to a male coworker with the caption 'I hate you.'
So that's how my life has been going.
Re: Here's a story for ya...
The Rowdy Roberts
Me: So...sorry again about that dickpic.
Him: Haha. Yeah. I was like 'what the hell.'
Me: Yep. Of all the ridiculous stuff I've done, that one is definitely at the top of the list
And then the day went on. We eat lunch together by ourselves and it wasn't awkward. He never asked whose D it was...and I never offered the information. THANK GOD it was him and not someone else.