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Here's a story for ya...

So here's a good one.

Every once in awhile N think he's funny and makes the background of my phone a picture of his penis. I hate it...it's disgusting. So last night I grabbed my phone and saw that it was a nice close up of his wiener. My first thought was to take a gross close up of my ladybits, but I decided that was too much work. Instead, I would just text him the picture of his D and make him look at it. So I brought the picture up, typed 'I hate you" and hit send. 

As it was sending I realized I had not sent the picture to N. Oh no. I sent it to a MALE coworker. That's right- I sent a picture of N's penis, hanging out of his plaid pajama pants, to a male coworker with the caption 'I hate you.'

So that's how my life has been going. 

Re: Here's a story for ya...

  • OMG!!! I've sent pics to DH in the past and have to triple check b/c I'm so afraid I'll do that! How did the coworker respond?

     

  • Oh my goodness Steph! What did he say? Did you try to explain?
    Eliza Mae - September 16th, 2014

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  • OMG!!!

    This is simultaneously hilarious and horrifying.

    What did he say?!
  • That is probably the funniest thing I have ever read.
    A: 10.02.03    M: 01.28.11
  • ' Well, when I hit send on the pic I realized that I send it to the guy who is in the classroom next to me- who is young, and my friend, thank God. I immediately tried calling him but he didn't pick up. I texted 'ohmygod that wasn't it you. I'm so sorry.'and eventually he wrote back laughing and said thanks. He didn't ask or an explanation, but I can only assume he'll bring it up tomorrow! Ohmygod. Thank the Lord it was him, but who does this!?

    He eventually texted me back and laughed about it. He never asked whose D it was, and I never offered the information. 

    So, as I pull into the parking lot today, guess who is the ONLY other person in the parking lot...facing my car. Yep. So after I stopped laughing I got out of the car as the same time as him. 

    Me: So...sorry again about that dickpic.

    Him: Haha. Yeah. I was like 'what the hell.'
    Me: Yep. Of all the ridiculous stuff I've done, that one is definitely at the top of the list

    And then the day went on. We eat lunch together by ourselves and it wasn't awkward. He never asked whose D it was...and I never offered the information. THANK GOD it was him and not someone else.

  • That's the difference between a man and woman; I totally would have asked who's it was! 
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