I thought you guys would find this funny. Last night, DH and I went to dinner at a local place we go regularly. It's a restaurant/bar, and there is a weird mix of local/country type people and out of towners (since we're right by the airport). Anyhow, this kind of hillbilly couple was behind us, and they each ordered the burrito. It's a big plate with rice, beans, lettuce, tomato, and a large burrito filled with whatever meat you want.
Well, the woman says, "Last time I got that it came with tomatuhs on the inside, can I get that on the side? Like the lettuce and stuff?"
Then her husband interjects, "Yeah, we don't eat no garden foods."
GARDEN FOODS! I couldn't handle it!!! Like, they eat no fruits or vegetables? Is it all cheetos and moutain dew??
Great writing material.
Re: Random Overheard Conversation
One of the craziest things I've ever heard was in Walmart. There were two women and a little boy in the intimates department. The little boy picked up some thong underwear and said to his mom, "look momma, these are for booty shakin'!"
Thanks everyone for sharing your funny random overheard convos also