Your WTF for Friday

sassypants527 · June 2015

Glamour magazine shared these "best" lines from Grey. I admit I was curious as to just how BAD it would be and it's worse than I could even image. NSFW, obvs. http://www.glamour.com/entertainment/blogs/obsessed/2015/06/best-lines-from-grey-e-l-james?mbid=social_fb_fanpage

sfgiantsjo · June 2015

Oh. No. No nonononononononononnono. No.

That was way worse than I imagined. Wow.

myJunegirls · June 2015

OK- I had to click/

Ginger root? What??

ETA: I totally thought there would be a "I wanted to suck on her tampon" or something in there knowing EL James. Whacko.

FirstMate06 · June 2015

OMG, ugh. I should've just stopped at the link you posted but here's one that's even better:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/scottybryan/i-read-the-new-50-shades-book-and-it-is-absolutely-batshit#.gcn3VQmGW9

I like how he took photos of the actual pages. Batshit is an understatement.

dmlk413 · June 2015

Oh dear lord, that's so bad. I need to go shower after reading that. YUCK

sfgiantsjo · June 2015

Make it stop. Why did I open that second link?

sassypants527 · June 2015

FirstMate06 said:

OMG, ugh. I should've just stopped at the link you posted but here's one that's even better:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/scottybryan/i-read-the-new-50-shades-book-and-it-is-absolutely-batshit#.gcn3VQmGW9
I like how he took photos of the actual pages. Batshit is an understatement.

:-O

RevJen · June 2015

Huh. I learned something new. It IS possible to take a bad book and make it worse.

The only thing missing is a were hedgehog.

sassypants527 · June 2015

FirstMate06 said:

OMG, ugh. I should've just stopped at the link you posted but here's one that's even better:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/scottybryan/i-read-the-new-50-shades-book-and-it-is-absolutely-batshit#.gcn3VQmGW9
I like how he took photos of the actual pages. Batshit is an understatement.

:-O

RevJen said:

Huh. I learned something new. It IS possible to take a bad book and make it worse. The only thing missing is a were hedgehog.

Here you go. Now your day is complete:

sonic channel sonic the were hedgehog photo chara_werehog.gif

kelshaws1311 · June 2015

I cannot stop laughing at the peeled ginger root. That one is hysterical to me.

jenndawnp · June 2015

Mine is a HinTF, how in the F did I work 3 extra hours yesterday and 2 so far today and still not be caught up for vacation.

Pebble_Cafe · June 2015

:-&
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Young_Love · June 2015

LOLOL http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexisnedd/you-can-talk?bftw&utm_term=4ldqpfp#.biX8y871M

FirstMate06 · June 2015

Young_Love said:

LOLOL http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexisnedd/you-can-talk?bftw&utm_term=4ldqpfp#.biX8y871M

omg, hilarious. I hope that once the newness wears off that people stop talking about it. I'm afraid that all this media hype (+ the $$) is just going to inspire her to write more and more when really Christian Grey (and his peeled ginger root) just need to go away...

Skeezon · July 2015

O_o Wasn't it announced that she's writing the second book from his POV too?

RevJen · July 2015

I saw it in Walmart the other day and it was wrapped in plastic. Um ... really? It needed to be shrinkwrapped?

katienichols08 · July 2015

I saw it in Target this weekend. Ugh. Just....ugh.

pinkybooklover09 · July 2015

After reading through these, I have so many follow up thoughts.

I. How exactly does one "come like a freight train"? The visual is unacceptable.

II. When a d*ck hears music that it likes...does it do a little dance? Make a little love? And then of course gets down tonight?

III. I'm officially off of apples for the foreseeable future.

IV. If Christian "Edward Cullen" Grey is passing out $10K in order to get people to read this book...I feel like that's an acceptable fee for the brain cells lost.

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