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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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funny/bad/stupid jokes
I heard this one from my little BIL. I thought some of you might get this one.
How do you make Lady GaGa cry?
Poker Face.
A buddy kept telling these ones all weekend:
What's Dracula's girlfriend's name?
Bloody Mary
What's Dracula's favorite drink?
Bloody Mary
Basically every joke he told had Bloody Mary as the answer.
Anyone else got one they'd like to share?
Re: funny/bad/stupid jokes
Asphinctersays What?
A flasher had been terrorizing the neighborhood for a few weeks, and they still hadn't caught the guy. Some nuns took a walk and ran into him.
The first nun had a stroke.
The second nun had a stroke.
The third nun's arms were too short.
Ha! MH has been telling a different version of that same joke. Basically just replace nuns with old ladies and they're sitting at a bus stop.
Two guys walked into a bar...
the third guy ducked.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crumby.
What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked him if he wanted any ice cream?
Sher-bert!
Why don't you play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why couldn't the two melons get married?
Because they cant-elope.
I've got a million and they're all from popsicle sticks from when I was a nanny.
Lol.
<really hoping I'm not the only dunce that doesn't get 2 certain jokes in this thread>
funniest one in the thread!!
sadly, I got nothing.
this is such a man joke:
what's the difference between a blimp and 365 BJs?
one's a goodyear, one's a great year.
hardee har har.
Which ones?