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Two LOL stories

So we were talking about raccoons the other day at my work after my scare when I was running outside. So my office manager said "You know you can't kill them" (she meant like it's against the law too, you have to call police/animal control to do it). But my coworker thought she meant you physically couldn't. She looked so confused, I was like yeah didn't you know? they are like zombies, they don't die. It was really funny because my office manager and cw were both really confused. You may have had to be there.

The other one: So MH is not a fan of spiders, most bugs. He has no problem with mice, rats, but bugs freak him out. So last night a silverfish came out from under our fridge. He freaked his freak. I was making fun of him and eventually killed the bug right before my cat Jenny tried to eat it (I think she ate a few legs). So this morning he was in the living room and I was in the kitchen. And I started freaking out, I was like oh my god Jeremy there is a HUGE black bug in the sink. He was like well kill it (all girly like). I was like no it's HUGE come get it. So he comes in all freaked out and my baby cat Jenny was sitting in the sink. He was not amused. I was.

 Those are both stupid stories but i don't want to work anymore and I still have an hour and 45 mins left of work.

Re: Two LOL stories

  • I hate to say it....you must be having an off day. lol
  • Alright let me see if I can think of funnier stories. I'm working with a migraine here....
  • The racoon story made me laugh but for another reasons....Ha...
  • LOL, I must be having an off day too because they made me smile.  Well almost anything would make me smile given this damn basis project I'm supposed to be working on.
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  • You made me LOL! Especially trying to picture your husband scared of a little bug :)
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  • LOL! You made me laugh.  We had a pregnant racoon nesting on our deck behind our grill.  Thank goodness we realized it before letting Louie back there.  We had to call animal control and they trapped it.  It was nasty!!!!

    I was laughing at the bugs.  I am allergic to all spiders.  Most people don't realize, but all spiders bite.  Most don't have the poisonous venom.  Well, I am allergic to all spider bites.  So I freak out! But Blair, can't pick up mice, dead birds, etc.  We had a bird fly into our front door.  I had to "take care of it."  Same with a small field mouse that got into our basement in the winter.  I was calling him a little *** cat minus the cat. 

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  • I think you have to know how you talk, Joanna, for people to find the humor in the racoon story.  Or maybe it's just we have the same sarcastic humor, but it made me LOL.
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