Who comes up with lame expressions?
Like "beating a dead horse"- ummm animal cruetly much?
Or that car is as fast as a "raped ape". What kind of a sick m-effer raped an ape to figure that one out.
(side note- can I please get a clock out of that one? Like, what if you say my car is as fast as a raped ape, but in all reality its as fast as a raped cheetah. Wouldn't want to sell it short would ya?) (sell it short?? as compared to sell it long?? wtf).
"As usless as teats on a bull"- now thats one that makes sense.
Or, "six of one, half dozen of another". Thats just plain fricken confusing. Too much math.
"Colder than a witches tit"- who again was the sick m-effer that took the temperature of that bad boy.
"dryer than a popcorn fart".. no comment..
or, "its so cold I could cut diamonds with my nipples"... umm.. could ya? Who tried that???? Seriously?
Stop "beating around the bush".... really? I dont get it.. did we lay the smack down literally around a frigin dogwood?
"Happy as pigs in_shit"... are they really happy? Honestly?? Did someone ask them?
thoughts?
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I use this one all the time, except I say I could cut glass with my nipples.
Mom, why are you washing my feed in the sink?!
yo man, I'm not for animal cruely
Now I'll have to find a new expression!
Mom, why are you washing my feed in the sink?!