DD and I went swimming today but I stopped at Sobey's first to pick something up. I had to use the restroom which was just a single stall for both men/women.
So noone was standing outside when I went in so noone saw that I had a stroller and a baby. She was being very very quiet but I knew I had to keep her entertained so she wouldn't loose it.
Here's how the one-sided conversation went and just try to imagine what it must have sounded like from the outside not knowing I had a baby in there:
-Why don't you put that in your mouth? (Handing Dd her pacifier) -
- Ooh, Elmo gave you lots of yummy kisses! (Giving DD kisses with her Elmo doll)
- Don't drop it on the bathroom floor (when she almost dropped Elmo)
- Ooh, look at that your hair is getting so long! (While adjusting her hair band)
- Look at you my little squishy (while tickling her chubby tummy)
When I came out, the person outside looked relived that I had a baby with me!
I sounded like such a perv!
-
Re: Another funny thing at the grocery store
LMAO!!!
Omg that is too funny - you probably DID sound like such a perverted weirdo!
ROFLMAO





Sounds like something that I would do.
LOL! I feel like that every time I go to the bathroom at the airport! I travel with my chihuahua as a carry on. She stays in this little black carrier that nobody can ever tell is a pet carrier. So I walk into the stall with my bags, set up her mat on the floor and then start saying "go pee pee! Come on, go pee pee!"
I usually let her walk out of the bathroom on the leash so people don't think I am crazy!