Dallas-Fort Worth Nesties
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Re: Open Letter Tuesday!
Dear pain in my shoulder,
GO AWAY.
me
Dear DH
Please take the time to put away the ironing board. We do not have the space for you to leave it out all the time. While you are at it can you please hang your ironed shirts up in the closet and not in my living room?
Love your wife not the maid
Dear rude, ex-friend---
Why must you lie and drag your sister into a lie for no reason. You don't get it and never will and I am so glad I can use this chance to sever our friendship forever.
Sincerely-
Ex-friend that is not putting up with it anymore!
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Dear DH-
Please start looking for a job, I DO NOT want to be the nagging wife already.
Sincerely--
Trying to be patient
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Dear next Thursday--
Please hurry and get here!
Sincerely-
Ready for the HM!
Dear Headband,
Please stop squeezing my head. I think you're making dents.
Thank you,
Lady who is having a bad hair day and needs a headband
Dear co-irkers,
I took one day of vacation and you are all acting like I was out for weeks on end. Take the pill named chill already, the end of the world is not here as of this moment and things will work out. Sheesh....
smoochies - mrsreaux
Dear Coco,
Happy Birthday little girl - I am bringing home a doggy cake this evening!
love - mommy
(yes, I call my dogs little girl and little boy and yes they get doggy cakes on their birthdays and yes they know that I am mommy. Suck it if you don't like it - so there!)
Dear Perfect Patio Furniture That Doesn't Cost and An Arm & A Leg,
Where are you? Please surface and show yourself to me.
Thanks,
The lady who wants new patio furntiture but is frugal
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Dear Home Depot,
$308 for shipping on a $600 item? Um, no thanks. I'll pass.
Thanks,
The irritated shopper
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Dear DH,
Please make up your mind about your job situation and stop asking me. You make up your mind and then you change it again. Stop being so indecisive. I'm usually the indecisive one.
Love,
Me
Dear Work,
Please stay slow through the end of this week so I can get some rest this weekend! Thanks!
Tired, pregnant employee
Dear apartment,
Please pack yourself.
Thanks,
Tired pregnant girl who cannot stay awake long enough at night to pack
Dear exhaustion,
I am ready for you to be gone. Please vacate my body ASAP and give me some energy back!
Love, Me
Dear Brain,
Stop overthinking everything. It's a stupid 3 to 6 hour canoe trip in basically waist-deep water. You really shouldn't be putting so much thought and effort into food, planning, and packing. It's going to be fun, so enjoy it.
--lady who worries too much
Dear Hubby,
A couple of things. First, could you stick to one decision or another. Either we are or we aren't, but I need to know. Second, please remember that I've never actually been in a canoe, so, no, I'm not going to know how to do everything. Deal with it.
--love, your wife
Dear Raspy,
I hope the meds the doctor prescribed with help your itching allergies. Mommy and Daddy hate seeing you scratch so much and knowing you're uncomfortable.
--love, mommy
Dear Mrs Reaux
I do the same thing!
Fellow pet lover.
Dear Saturday,
Please hurry and get here. I'm so excited to move, I can hardly stand it!
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Dear Self,
Please stop Nesting and finish packing so DH can clean when he's home tonight.
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Dear tons of stuff we have accumulated,
Please pack yourself so I can keep Nesting.
Dear SIL,
I'm so excited about you having my new neice tomorrow! I'm glad dear nephew can stay the night with us while you are in the hospital too. I love the age he is. (11years old)
your excited SIL
dear DH,
I love how you fell asleep last night during sex on my side of the bed. I also love how you wondered how you got to my side of the bed when you woke up this morning. Um, you fell asleep during sex AND you don't remember. That's just freakin' awesome
your, I'll-remember-this-when-you-least-expect-it, wife
I have more:
Dear Lindsey Bug,
You are getting to be such a big girl and I love all of the funny things you say. It was so fun to accompany you to your first fireworks show. I'm glad you thought they were pretty and not scary.
Love,
Auntie
Dear DH's friend/co-worker,
Thank you, thank you, thank you for offering to take us to the airport at the butt crack of dawn. You are a sweetie.
Love,
Mrs. Gipper
RobynLee ... that is sooo funny. Thanks for sharing, it truly made me laugh out loud.
Dear Bank Account,
I wish you could multiply yourself by 1,000 then I wouldn't constantly have to watch every singe penny. I hate getting paid once a month. I'm not used to it at all.
Dear SIL,
I reallly don't mind having you live with us while you "try to figure things out" but I'm not your mom nor am I your best friend -- so I refuse to pick up after you and I do not want to listen about the crazy things you and your friends do. I'm sure things will work out for you. I just wish you were more confident about yourself ... I know, easier said than done.
Dear Summer,
Don't go by so fast. I need you to slow down.
Dear Time,
Please fly. It would be great if November was here already.
Thanks!
This exactly- but just about Aug 20th or so...that way baby girl should be here, and my parents (her grandparents) will be here visiting Japan as well!
Dear AF,
Thank you for cancelling DH's trip to the states for the next 2 weeks. It was making me so nervous to have him gone that far this close to my due date. But also, if you could go ahead and send him home from Singapore, and not send him on any other trips, that would be great. This 3 day trip has turned into 2+ weeks already. And while I am productive while he's gone, and he is making extra $ being gone, I miss him and would like to see him again at some point.
thankyouverymuch,
AF Wife
Dear Furminator,
You are amazing. There was like 1.5 cats worth of hair off my one cat last night. I can't wait to use you again tonight!
Pet mama who is tired of all the shedding
Dear Headache,
Go away!
Your unwanted invadee
Dear Body,
You suck!
Me
Dear House,
Please clean yourself! I have finals to study for!
Your owner
You are welcome. I didn't think it was funny at first, but I can laugh about it now.