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in honour of livening up this board...

i might go to he!! for this but the first thing that came to mind when i was trying to think of something to get us going was:

 

What is the worst/best joke you've heard about Michael Jackson since his death?

 

 

Re: in honour of livening up this board...

  • mine:

    Q: What do MJ, Farah Fawcett and ED McMahon expect for christmas?

    A: Patrick Swayze

    (hangs head in shame for repeating it)

     


  • - Did you hear the results of MJ's autopsy?

    - No, what happened?

    - He died of food poisoning.. He ate an eleven year old weiner.

  • Michael Jackson realized he was going to have to face Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. So having little to no options,he decided to hit Mays in the head and get the best salesman he could for the job.

    And

    Celebrities normally die in 3s, but trust Billy Mays to throw in a fourth for free.

     

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    mine:

    Q: What do MJ, Farah Fawcett and ED McMahon expect for christmas?

    A: Patrick Swayze

    (hangs head in shame for repeating it)

    That was mine! I heard it at dinner last weekend from mom of all people! I have been too afraid to repeat it!

  • so terrible!!

    but on another note my lame atttempt to get the board going failed....60 reads but only 4 responses. what is going on here nesties!?!?!

  • So I heard they cremated MJ....
    There was so much plastic in him they decided to make lego... Now little boys can play with him,

     

    OKAY lame... but that is all I have :S

  • I don't have any jokes! I am definitely on the conspiracy theory side though and convinced that he's chilling somewhere with Elvis in a diner somewhere...
  • Farrah Fawcett died June 25th at 6:30 am. Upon her arrival at the pearly white gates St. Peter turned to her ?Farrah, you have always been such a kind person, if I could grant you one wish what would it be?? Farrah thought for a moment and responded ?For all the children in the world to be happy and safe? - 6 hours latter Michael Jackson died.  

     

    DH laughed so hard when I told him this one...Embarrassed

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  • I just got online, so I am reading now, but sadly, have no jokes :(

    I wish I were a funny person!

  • My only good one is the lego one.  DH loves telling it over and over again!

     I love the billy mays one!!!

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    Farrah Fawcett died June 25th at 6:30 am. Upon her arrival at the pearly white gates St. Peter turned to her ?Farrah, you have always been such a kind person, if I could grant you one wish what would it be?? Farrah thought for a moment and responded ?For all the children in the world to be happy and safe? - 6 hours latter Michael Jackson died.  

     

    DH laughed so hard when I told him this one...Embarrassed

    Embarrassed This one made me chuckle.

     

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    Farrah Fawcett died June 25th at 6:30 am. Upon her arrival at the pearly white gates St. Peter turned to her ?Farrah, you have always been such a kind person, if I could grant you one wish what would it be?? Farrah thought for a moment and responded ?For all the children in the world to be happy and safe? - 6 hours latter Michael Jackson died.  

     

    DH laughed so hard when I told him this one...Embarrassed

    Embarrassed This one made me chuckle.

     so funny - i was laughing so hard but covering my face as I laughed from the guilt (no one but my kitty is home to see me)!

  • tee-hee

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    re all
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    We a

    re all probably
  • tee-hee

    We a

    re all probably going to
  • Sorry, don't know what happened there and the Nest won't let me delete!

    my post was supposed to say"

    Tee-hee.  We are all probably going to he!l

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