Thought I'd share a funny/embarrassing little story on this stormy Sunday morning.
A few weeks ago I was at my aunt and uncle's house, chatting with my aunt and my mom at a table set in front of a large picture window.
"Oh, nice," my aunt said, gesturing to the house across the street, where a man was silhouetted in an upstairs window, standing in profile and clearly holding his penis. "Gee, I wonder what he's doing. I wish they'd get a curtain."
Somehow missing the obvious, I blurted, "Wouldn't he be more comfortable lying down anyway?"
My aunt, looking confused, said, "How can he pee lying down?"
Embarrassed, I mumbled, "Oh, he's peeing."
"What did you think he was doing?"
I turned red and my aunt clued in. "Oh! Jennifer!"
She and my mom had a good laugh at my expense. I was caught with my mind in the gutter.
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