Dear Work,
It would have been really nice if you had let us know that we aren't closing our office early on Friday. EVERY holiday (regardless of if it falls on a monday) in over the past year that I have worked here we have closed at 3 pm on the business day before the holiday. I have made an appointment at 3 pm and now have to work overtime on Wed/Thurs and maybe come in early on friday so I don't have to change it. Farking idiots.
-Disgruntled employee
Dear 3 pm on Friday...
I can't wait to see you so we can enjoy a beautiful long weekend together.
- me
Dear College football,
I am so excited that you are starting this weekend!!
-A&M fan
Dear Hubs,
I had an AMAZING weekend. Thanks for planning an awesome quick getaway. LOVED it... can't wait for the next one.
-Wifey
Re: OL Tuesday
OOOH i got a lot of these today....
Dear Olympics,
Why do you have to be this year? Because of you - our season is starting much earlier - so my perfectly timed wedding/honeymoon is falling right in the middle of the busiest time of the year. Ugh.
- Stressed out Employee
Dear Co-Worker,
You are not my boss. I have 4 of those already, and you aren't one of them. Please stop telling me what to do.
- Stressed out Co-Worker
Dear Wedding Dress,
Please fit. Please please please please fit. Be nice to Becky when I take you over there tomorrow - because right now you are two sizes too big and I can't wear you. And I need to wear you in 13 days.
- Stressed out Bride
Dear Beach,
I will see you soon!
Love,
Me
Dear weather in KC-
Be nice this weekend!
Sincerely,
Wanting a good Labor Day trip
Dear suitcase-
Please pack yourself
Sincerely,
The one who waited til the last minute to get everything done.
Dear three day weekend,
Please hurry! I am ready for a little break, and my birthday party! YAY!
xoxo
me
Dear Hubby and pups,
I love you guys the most!
xoxo
me
Dear party crasher,
I am super upset that you completely ruined my party this weekend. Have you no respect for my DH or our other guests?! I cannot understand how you could have let this happen for the second time in a row--I have never caused any scene at your parties, why do you not have the same respect for me?! Also, I returned your phone call to hash it out and you cannot even call me back...so what kind of friends were we in the first place?!
Severely disappointed & completely embarrassed
Dear in-laws,
WTF???
Someone seriously wishing for a drama-free zone in life
Dear Beach Vacation,
I am dying to meet you and spend seven amazing days with you.
~Beach Snob
Dear DH,
I'm all for you training to run a marathon in December but please understand that it's hard for me to be home alone with the baby all day and then you to be gone 3 nights a week. And no, I'm not going to be happy when you throw out the idea of joining your work basketball league - that just means another night you'll be out of the house.
love ya,
a tired wife
Dear Dad's work,
I am so glad you finally made a decision on his trip to Dubai! Thank you for sending him because DH and I are going!!
~Excited daughter of your employee