early morning ragefest (sorta long)

mrscdobs · September 2009

It's not even 6:30am here and I am PISSSSSED.

OK, so backstory: Went off the pill a while back. Didn't get a period for a while, freaked, thought I was pregnant because I was puking all the time, blahblahblah. Last night at 3am I woke up with the most insane period in the entire world and I slept like *** for the remainder of the night. Woke up at 5:28am (yes, that is what time I set my alarm for), with cramps so bad it felt like I was getting kicked in the stomach.

So I'm running late now, because I had to take care of that, I'm in slow motion because I'm doubled over in pain, and my husband is still sleeping soundly in bed because well, he doesn't get a period and he feels fine!

I woke him up to tell him I wasn't feeling well and we talked for a bit and I told him I was running late. I asked him to make me a quick breakfast (toast- that's all!). No, he told me that he needs to "plan out" doing something nice like that. WTF? OK, next time I'll plan out the next time I hemorrhage from my lady parts, and you can get to planning out putting a piece of bread in the toaster.

Note: This is after I have made him lunch every morning when I'm getting ready to go to work, steamed all his work shirts and was super quiet in the apartment while I was getting ready so I wouldn't disturb him.

So I cried because I'm a hormonal mess right now, and now I'm moping. I couldn't put this on Facebook because I'd surely be submitted to Lamebook (Mamie, I'm looking at YOU.)

/rant

red daisy · September 2009

awwww! Hugs! I totally understand. My body goes nuts when I switch up the pills. Last month I was kind of careless and forgot to take my pill 2 nights in a row- took 2 the next morning and I thought I was going to die for the rest of the week--the worst cramps ever. This kind of $hit makes me want to ditch hormonal BC altogether, but its just so convenient.

Hopefully your day improves!

stjoespirit04 · September 2009

A. I want to give you a hug right now.

B. I want to kick Chuck in the throat.

C. I feel terrible for you, but that was effing hysterical... And I'm SO using the term "hemorrhaging from my lady parts" next time Aunt Flow comes to visit.

barbnsteve · September 2009

cdobs I feel your pain! I went off the pill a couple years ago and went through the exact same thing. It evens out, but man I remember that. Sorry your hubs is unsympathetic...they don't get it. Pump water and go for a walk if you can - that usually helps (me anyways). GL!

vhcoleman09 · September 2009

cdobs, we are on the same schedule and apparently had the same crazy cramps last nigiht. I was tossing and turning all night and my tampon could not really hold the flood, so I literally feel your pain. I'm also running late, but alas travelling for work and have no one to cook me toast either except maybe the Corner Bakery if I decide it's worth it to run even later. As it is, I'm typing right now, so obvioiusly I'm not too concerned about my late status. Anyway, feel better.

hopscotch. · September 2009

And all this time I thought he was a good guy...you know, biking 45 miles in the rain and all to pick your drunk a$$ up. Tell Chuck he's going to have to do something similar to that again to make this up to you. I'm pretty sure I would have rolled him out of the bed and into the floor.

Hope the cramps ease up! On a brighter note...you're not pregnant with triplets.

hawkilady · September 2009

Ugh... i would be pisssed too. Hopefully your cramps get better.

mamie329 · September 2009

Boo Chuck. He'll need a kick in his man parts just to feel a FRACTION of what women go through. Some toast was not too much to ask for!

Think of it this way - your day has to get better, right?

I'm really curious what the FB version would have said.

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