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slightly rude poll o'whimsy

Which would you rather:

a) have porn music play (and follow you) every time you walk down the street

b) have a gong go off every time you have an orgasm

And I'm going to get all English teacher-y on you and ask why you chose the answer you chose!

Re: slightly rude poll o'whimsy

  • I am going to go with B since it's less often than A and in private, so the Gong would only annoy me and/or my DH.  LOL!
  • Definitely the gong!  In that moment, I probably wouldn't care if a parade ran straight through the room.  I would notice porn music following me through the grocery store. :)

    My real preference would be c) a gong goes off every time I walk into a room.  Yes, I'm an AW.

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  • imagemrsdarling:

    My real preference would be c) a gong goes off every time I walk into a room.  Yes, I'm an AW.

    LMAO!

  • Oh for sure.......the gong!! 

    The thought of porn music creeps me out.  There's something about it that makes me think of child molesters and just sickening things.  Let's be straight, I have no problems with soft porn, but just the music.......Stick out tongue

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  • Definitely the porn musak/walkin' down the street deal. I would also start to wear my hair in a funky afro and jive down the street in my big platforms and bell bottoms, whenever I stepped out with my bad self.

    Also, the gong would alert my hubby if I was *ahem* say, 'dating myself' in the shower or something. He'd be like "ya sneaky beetch, stop having fun without me".

    And that would make me sad.

  • imageSirenSong:

    Also, the gong would alert my hubby if I was *ahem* say, 'dating myself' in the shower or something. He'd be like "ya sneaky beetch, stop having fun without me".

    And that would make me sad.

    Seriously your responses put the biggest smile on my face!  

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  • imageSirenSong:

    Definitely the porn musak/walkin' down the street deal. I would also start to wear my hair in a funky afro and jive down the street in my big platforms and bell bottoms, whenever I stepped out with my bad self.

    Also, the gong would alert my hubby if I was *ahem* say, 'dating myself' in the shower or something. He'd be like "ya sneaky beetch, stop having fun without me".

    And that would make me sad.

    LMAO!!!!! :)  Great poll!!! 

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  • Gong for me too.  Maybe we could time it with a high five :)
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  • Oooooooh......gong for sure!  How fun!  Although maybe not once we have kids........ Tongue Tied  Not that the music would be any better!
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  • imageadpilove:
    imageSirenSong:

    Also, the gong would alert my hubby if I was *ahem* say, 'dating myself' in the shower or something. He'd be like "ya sneaky beetch, stop having fun without me".

    And that would make me sad.

    Seriously your responses put the biggest smile on my face!  

    Good! With the sucky situation going on with your co-worker, a smile on a TGIF never goes astray ;)

  • imageSirenSong:

    Also, the gong would alert my hubby if I was *ahem* say, 'dating myself' in the shower or something. He'd be like "ya sneaky beetch, stop having fun without me".

    And that would make me sad.

    You know, initially I thought I'd want the gong for sure, but you raise an interesting point here.  Hmm...I don't know that I'd necessarily want to give myself away EVERY time I was up to no good by my lonesome....  ;)

  • Tina you are a funny girl!!! 

    I think for the sake of choosing one, I'll choose porn music because I like the idea of dancing around like Ellen Degeneres Stick out tongue

  • And here I was worried that no one would respond. =)

  • I'd take the gong because the porn music would make me feel like I needed to wear bell-bottoms, feathered hair and rose tinted glasses every time I walked down the street.  Why is that porn music makes one think of the '70s?
  • I'll vote for the porn music.  It reminds me of John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.  (note: I've never heard porn music... so, this could be a really bad choice).

    I can't imagine the gong.  Doesn't that equal big failure and then, they drag you off stage?

    Told you we love whimsy polls!!!

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  • imageMarried2MrWright:
    I am going to go with B since it's less often than A and in private, so the Gong would only annoy me and/or my DH.  LOL!

    I'm going the easy route and copy someone else's answer.

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  • imageSurfinbride:

    (note: I've never heard porn music... so, this could be a really bad choice).

    Oh, you have TOO heard porn music!  ;)  No, really -- it's that "BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW" kind of stuff.

  • imagemrsdarling:

    Definitely the gong!  In that moment, I probably wouldn't care if a parade ran straight through the room.  I would notice porn music following me through the grocery store. :)

    My real preference would be c) a gong goes off every time I walk into a room.  Yes, I'm an AW.

    Left HugRight Hug We are soul sisters. This is EXACTLY what I was going to reply - no joke!

  • haha - definitely B b/c it would be in private :)
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