Dear work,
1. Once again with the food! Pizza party
today and 10 lbs of candy for campus recruiting... good for the soul... not so much for the figure ![]()
2. It is only Tuesday? It has been so busy!! How am I supposed to nest?!
-crazy busy worker that found some time to nest
DH,
Sorry I kinda got some paint on your car... I am glad compound got almost of it out. I got you a bag of your favorite flavored tootsie rolls and an itunes gift card so you might go into a sugar induced coma and forget about it =)Thanks for not being mad and realizing it was an accident.... I probably wouldn't have been so nice.
- your wife that still managed to screw up when trying to be extra careful parking your car
Re: OL Tuesday
Dear rude lady at TomThumb yesterday:
Yes, I did stop and let you go by me (since you were about to run me over with your cart) and then follow you around the rest of the store right on your heels, just they way you were following me around earlier. Didn't like it did you?
smoochies - nasty mrsreaux
Dear stupid kid in the VW:
It was not smart to ride my tail like that in the neighborhood was it? Almost hit me didn't you? Yeah - don't be doing that anymore because I clearly DO NOT like it.
don't mess with the whacked out, hormonal pregnant lady who is mrsreaux
Dear friends,
Thanks for all your encouragement and for keeping an eye for me, re: the layoff! It means alot!
-appreciative friend
Dear friend who lied to me,
So Ive always heard that a lie is a lie, but I think this one is WAY big, and I can not believe you did this to me. I am angry and disappointed.
-friend that cant forgive right now
Dear mom,
I love you and I miss you!
-daughter
Dear work day--
Please go by faster!
Sincerely,
Already tired
Dear frienemy--
Karma is a funny beotch!
Sincerely,
Laughing hysterically at your situation right now!
hahahaha I just laughed out loud at my desk at work. This is hilarious and something I wish I would have the guts to do!
Dear Hamburger I ate for lunch,
Please leave my system. I feel sick and now I don't think I'm going to eat dinner. Ugh.
- Disgustingly full girl
Dear Pregnant Ladies,
Am I the only person who eats junk food still? I swear, everyone on The Bump talks about making sure you eating healthy for the baby and watching what you eat, etc, etc. It makes me feel like 1) a bad mom-to-be and 2) and big fat cow of a pregnant girl because I still like to eat candy and hamburgers and fries and pizza occassionally.
- Guilty Mommy.
aggielauren - nah, I had a piece of pizza for lunch yesterday. Of course I paid for it later. bleh.....
I figure it can't hurt to treat yourself every now and then, and anyways I read a study that said that pregnant women who ate some chocolate during pregnancy had happy babies. Or at least that is how I am justifying it.
Dear aggielauren,
I eat fruit snacks (you know the good kind, gushers and fruit roll ups!) every day. And get either candy or ice cream in at least once a week! Don't feel bad!
-Other pregnant girl who doesn't eat healthy all the time and isn't afraid to admit it
Dear mom,
You made me cry twice today. I need support not criticism right now and really thought you were someone I could count on for that. I am waiting for an apology.
-me
Dear DH,
I hate that you wait until the last minute to do things like.... PACK! We are leaving the day after tomorrow! You better be glad that I am a nice wife or you wouldn't have any clothes!
~Your annoyed wifey!
Dear instructor,
I'm so glad that you don't answer your email or your phone ::insert eye roll:: I am sure that your are doing it on purpose so I won't get a response in time! Thanks!
~Pissed off student
Dear Thursday,
I am so glad you are almost here! DH and I need a vacation and we are soooo excited!
~Future vacation traveler
Dear Parents of my Students, If you must check the website every day, please read the details. Stop e-mailing me to ask my your kid has no grade for an assignment with a dute date in the future. Now I know where your kid gets his fine attention to detail. Sincerely, Over-e-mailed Teacher
Dear Good, Quiet Kids, Please rub off on the other kids, especially the kids in 7A. I shouldn't have 3 kids suspended in the 4th week of school. Also, please tell me if you know why they were suspended, as the administration doesn't tell us anything. Your gossipy social studies teacher, Mrs. Adams