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STFU site for dating couples?
Messages a friend I had in HS from his GF, plus his status updates - since FRIDAY. My eyes are bleeding.
Justin: Spendin the weekend at my babys house and i wouldnt wanna be anywhere else on earth!
Jolene: I LOVE MY BABY FOREVER AND EVER!
Jolene: i cant wait till tomorrow wen i get to c my baby again!!! i love you so much and i havent stopped thinkin bout u once today! ?
Jolene: omgg i did not know u made that comment on my wall haha im gunna kill u i dont snore hahaha!!! i love u soooo much
Jolene: baby i love u and u r so special to me! i cant wait to c u either..everytime im with you its amazing! have a good day at work! ?
Justin: mis'n my baby soooo much, mua!
Jolene: hey baby! i just woke up and was thinkin bout u! i cant wait to c u tonite. i love you so much..hope ur having a good day at work my love!
Jolene: i miss my cuddle bunnie! I love you sweatheart!
Jolene: i jus got home baby and wanted to let you know that i love you more than nethin n im still sore from those squats haha..have a good day sweetheart ill be thinkin bout u and waitin for ur call so i can hear ur amazing self haha. love you alwayz ?
Jolene: i love you too baby and i cant wait to c u again either! hopefully its soon cuz i cnt go long without seeing you! Ur my world!
Please keep in mind that these people are 24 and 23 years old. Areyoueffingkiddingme!?!!?!!?!?!!?!!?
Re: STFU site for dating couples?
Cheeses sliced. I was going to ask if these people were 14. Because Lord knows if FB was around when I was a young teen in love my bf's wall would have looked something like that.
I think they're prime candidates for STFU Marrieds, which despite the name is not strictly married people.
Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
Good to know, Henry! I may need to submit some of these babies haha
Even better - they've been dating a whopping 2 months (since July 4th - awwww - and I know this because she plasters 7/4/09 in every other post) BUT they've broken up twice. IN TWO MONTHS.
Even more better - he's so jacked up on steroids, I bet his peen is an inch and a half long. Legit. Like, this | | long. Makes me almost feel bad for her.
Speaking of those sites, I'm still in denial this chick is real. No one can be that dumb, right???
http://www.lamebook.com/good-ol-uncle-jenn
Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!
No effing way! Please, sweet baby Jesus, so NOT allow that broad to reproduce!
Two months???! I can't even handle people anymore. Every day I'm exposed to more and more idiots just running loose. I need something to reinstate my faith in humanity and intelligence.
Text language is ruining -- even more than it already was -- the English language. I'm hereby blaming "ur" for people not knowing that "you are" is "you're" and not "your."
The comments on that lamebook entry said she was joking and that it was a "Friends" reference, but I'm not convinced.
Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
When I joke about stuff like that, I generally put it in quotes so people know I'm joking. Like, when I referenced hitting Meredith with my car.
But, then again, my coworker asked who Meredith was and if she was OK, so... I guess the funny is lost on some people lol
Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
HAHAHA nice!
My sister just put the new birthday one on my FB. I was kinda pissed because I was planning on using it for her birthday in like, 3 weeks. Now I'm just going to have to use the "It is your birthday." banner. Shame.
Can you please tell my college students this, who email me in text speak?
Or my college writing students, who complete in class assignments in txt spk?
(Literally, I have to read crap like "I think the story is saying u can never rly know...")
I HATE when people talk like this... first of all, learn to spell - its only 3 more letters to write out the word, seriously, it is not that hard. Secondly, why they hell do you want that crap all over FB so everybody else has to read it? At least text it to each other instead of telling the world on FB.
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PS I read all the comments on that Uncle Jenn thing last week and apparently there is a vicious debate over whether or not she was joking, and whether the joke originated with Friends or not. I want to believe she wasn't joking. And that all Friends material is completely and totally original.