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I couldn't make this stuff up
I know you are all sick of hearing about my psychotic office manager but I need to share these gems.
So she comes in today with a sweater and tells me to try it on.
Me: "Oh wow, did you make this?"
OM: "I did"
Me: "That is so nice! You made me a sweater."
OM: "Well I actually made it for myself but it was too big, so I thought I would give it to you, Happy Birthday"
Me: ".......Thanks?......."
So I also told my office manager that my eggo was preggo because I was so nervous to tell her and I decided that anxiety it was causing me was ridiculous so I would just get it over with. Keep in mind this lady eats babies for breakfast.
Me: Hey "intesert evil ladies name here" I have something to tell you, I am alittle nervous though.
OM: Well don't tell me then.
Me: (about to pee myself) well I kind of need to tell you.
I just handed her the ultrasound picture because I was too terrified to talk.
OM: Well I know this is what you want, but I hope when it happens it's still what you want. Also you will probably have to get rid of you cats.
What ever happened to congratualations?
Then I punched in the mouth (that part was in my head but it made me feel better)
Sorry that was long
Re: I couldn't make this stuff up
I totally knew this was going to be about her just based on the title of your post.
Dude, she sucks...big time. So, she really didn't even say congrats?
Someday you should really do that.
.: Diary of a Recovering Runner :.
Is it sad I knew it was about her from the title even before I opened it and started laughing because she is just SO RIDICULOUS. Really.. WHAT planet does she come from? Please ask her for me. Seriously... next time she's rude, say "You know,...I just have to ask. WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM that it's considered normal to be so rude and inappropriate?" And then just walk away. She's not going to fire you. LOL It won't even phase her!
Is it at least a nice sweater? LOL Maybe you should burn it...
Off the subject, but you have the ultrasound and we haven't seen it?!?!?! Joanna...
I'm glad she knows now because then she's not going to comment about your weight when you're really 7 months pregnant and you have to be rushed to the hospital for premature labor induced by beating the snot out of her. But WTF, lady?!? WHY do people say that kind of sh*t? It reminds me of the stuff Michelle used to get from that guy she worked with. EVEN IF YOU GUYS DECIDED LATER having kids isn't what you wanted or all it was cracked up to be... WTF are you going to do about it? LOL
Not even alitle bit.
I think i will on my last day here, just do it and run really fast.
That is EXACTLY my family's reaction to how much of an asshat my dad can be.
You've never said anything directly to her, though, right? Because I think it might be time. If everyone else is really just that chicken-sh*t of saying it to her, maybe next time just call her out on it. Of course, her head is so far up her arse in her own little world, she probably couldn't hear you anyway.
Do you have a scanner? I had to scan mine to pdf format and then I could email it out to people.
I said something to her when she told Jeremy he had gotten fat. I told her it was rude and it hurt his feelings (it didn't but I was mad). She said good maybe he will do something about it.
I don't have a scanner
I will try to find a way to get it online though I promise!
Oh I know! Take a picture of it on the macro setting on your camera and then you can post it! Just be sure to blur out your last name or any personal info if it's on there.
That would be great!
Yeah I think I am going to try to do that, I have to find my camera cord. I usually upload through my phone through facebook but I'm not "out" on facebook, so people would be confused.
I had to laugh because I expect nothing less from her. She's beyond ridiculous.
And you don't have to get rid of your cats.
She comes back like that again, I will kick her @ss when I come out there next Spring. No joke. I'll get into it with her.
Sorry - that's not what I replied for. Say back to her "Well, even if he WAS fat, it's fixable. You being so hurtful is apparently not because you're just a born ***."
Seriously Mandy! Why the hell would I have to get rid of the cats? If my kid was allergic of course but they are not malicious cats!
People are weird about pets and babies.
Paula have at her! As long as I can watch!
It's funny cause Jeremy isn't even fat, he's not skinny but he's definately not fat. He does manual labor so he is really muscular.
I like the way Mandy said it better.
hahhahaha.
She used to be a teacher and worked with inner city kids, she once got her tires slashed and window smashed in on her car. No joke.