June 2009 Weddings
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Facebook WTF

It takes a lot to disgust me, but this status update is beyond wrong: 

"Douchebag Guy was at McDonalds and upper decked the can. I am 30 but act 15 sometimes. I love being ypun at hart."

(FTR, I'm assuming the last part of that was supposed to be "I love being young at heart."

And if you don't know what upper deck is, please see Urban Dictionary.

 

And to not make this a useless post, share your FB WTF moments below.  

 

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Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12

Re: Facebook WTF

  • Yeah, I think that's a legitimate reason to defriend someone.  I've deleted someone for far less offensive behavior.
  • Defriend.

    I posted once that I had been waking up earlier than usual recently and thought it was a sign of getting older.  One of my friends from high school (who has a baby) responded that I could not possibly know the meaning of getting up early until I had a kid.  I seriously considered reporting her to STFU parents.  Like no one can possibly have an opinion about mornings or sleep until they have a kid.  Whatever.

  • Ew. Thank you urban dictionary.

    I have one "friend" from hs that I have submitted to STFU marrieds about a hundred thousand times before I finally defriended her. Every status update was something like

    Stupid girl thinks that her ex-husband is the biggest piece of sh!t on the planet. I can't believe I ever married that a$$hole. SO lucky that I found my daughter a real father. LOVE YOU BABEEEE!

    She got pregnant, got married, had a baby and divorced the dad within a year. Then she got married again the next year. Yup, now this one is her "one true love." Awesome.

    And she has CFUD - chronic facebook updating disease. When I defriended, she was writing this stuff every 1/2 hour or so.

    From Oy Vey to Ole!

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    I survived the RoLex wedding and all I got was this lousy husband.
    One&Only Palmilla - Los Cabos, Mexico
  • I think he would notice if I defriended, but I'm not averse to hiding him. The hide function is my savior. 

    I HAAAATE the STFU Parent friends. How do people not realize how ridiculous they are??

    I also have this friend who I think is slowly going BSC. The past few days she's been writing comments directed at people as her status -- and not in error. Post it on their flucking wall! That's kind of, like, why that exists.  

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    Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
  • OMG. This can't be legit! 

    SAME guy just posted this:

    Douchebag Guy Just had sex in the bathroom at surpluses outlet. I hate cheap toilet paper.

     

     

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    Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
  • Who in the world is having sex with him??  That is the WTF of the day!
  • He's engaged. He plans on having his GMs wear Yankees jerseys. :( They picked their WP two years out. I can't wait for this trashiness (hence one of the reasons I don't want to defriend.) Might I add he's nasty -- think Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. 
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    Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
  • 2011 maybe? Too long to wait for the ridiculousness.
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    Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
  • imagemamie329:
    He plans on having his GMs wear Yankees jerseys.

    I am very thankful that I am already married. Alex wouild have tortured me with the possiblility of forcing my brother (one of his groomsmen and a die-hard Red Sox fan) to wear a Yanks jersey.

    Phew.

    This guy sounds like a gem. His fiance is a very lucky girl... ;)

    From Oy Vey to Ole!

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    I survived the RoLex wedding and all I got was this lousy husband.
    One&Only Palmilla - Los Cabos, Mexico
  • Oh, another update on the sex in the bathroom. 

     

    "what happened is my finger riped through the tp and when in my butt hole." 

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    Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
  • imagemamie329:

    Oh, another update on the sex in the bathroom.?

    ?

    "what happened is my finger riped through the tp and when in my butt hole."?

    Mames-my entire family is fast asleep on the couch and this made me laugh out loud. Loudly.

    (Is it possible he has been hacked?)?

  • LOL, I'm glad this could provide some entertainment! Unfortunately I don't believe it's a hacking -- he just really is that gross. 

    Disclaimer: He was my coworker at my first ever job in fast food. So the fact that he defaced a fast food bathroom is somehow even more wrong in my eyes.  

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    Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
  • I have no words... but I am still laughing re-reading it so thank you!!
  • Just curious, but do you think the sex was with his fiancee? And if so, is she gross, too? Cause I don't think I could ever do it in a dirty, public bathroom at a surplus store!
    We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it.
    My Bio (wedding pics added 7/6)
    My 101
    Lilypie First Birthday tickers
  • Leigha -- there was an update above about the bathroom sex. Wasn't sex afterall!

     "what happened is my finger riped through the tp and when in my butt hole." 

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    Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
  • Oh, I misunderstood. I thought that was just his complaint about the TP (as in during the cleaning up process or something).  Still yuck. And seriously, defriend him! Who cares if he notices!
    We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it.
    My Bio (wedding pics added 7/6)
    My 101
    Lilypie First Birthday tickers
  • imagemamie329:

    Oh, another update on the sex in the bathroom. 

     

    "what happened is my finger riped through the tp and when in my butt hole." 

    This was my first Nest LOL in ages. Thank you.

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