June 2009 Weddings
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It takes a lot to disgust me, but this status update is beyond wrong:
"Douchebag Guy was at McDonalds and upper decked the can. I am 30 but act 15 sometimes. I love being ypun at hart."
(FTR, I'm assuming the last part of that was supposed to be "I love being young at heart."
And if you don't know what upper deck is, please see Urban Dictionary.
And to not make this a useless post, share your FB WTF moments below.

Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
Re: Facebook WTF
Defriend.
I posted once that I had been waking up earlier than usual recently and thought it was a sign of getting older. One of my friends from high school (who has a baby) responded that I could not possibly know the meaning of getting up early until I had a kid. I seriously considered reporting her to STFU parents. Like no one can possibly have an opinion about mornings or sleep until they have a kid. Whatever.
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Ew. Thank you urban dictionary.
I have one "friend" from hs that I have submitted to STFU marrieds about a hundred thousand times before I finally defriended her. Every status update was something like
Stupid girl thinks that her ex-husband is the biggest piece of sh!t on the planet. I can't believe I ever married that a$$hole. SO lucky that I found my daughter a real father. LOVE YOU BABEEEE!
She got pregnant, got married, had a baby and divorced the dad within a year. Then she got married again the next year. Yup, now this one is her "one true love." Awesome.
And she has CFUD - chronic facebook updating disease. When I defriended, she was writing this stuff every 1/2 hour or so.
I survived the RoLex wedding and all I got was this lousy husband.
One&Only Palmilla - Los Cabos, Mexico
I think he would notice if I defriended, but I'm not averse to hiding him. The hide function is my savior.
I HAAAATE the STFU Parent friends. How do people not realize how ridiculous they are??
I also have this friend who I think is slowly going BSC. The past few days she's been writing comments directed at people as her status -- and not in error. Post it on their flucking wall! That's kind of, like, why that exists.
Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
OMG. This can't be legit!
SAME guy just posted this:
Douchebag Guy Just had sex in the bathroom at surpluses outlet. I hate cheap toilet paper.
Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
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Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
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Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
I am very thankful that I am already married. Alex wouild have tortured me with the possiblility of forcing my brother (one of his groomsmen and a die-hard Red Sox fan) to wear a Yanks jersey.
Phew.
This guy sounds like a gem. His fiance is a very lucky girl...
I survived the RoLex wedding and all I got was this lousy husband.
One&Only Palmilla - Los Cabos, Mexico
Oh, another update on the sex in the bathroom.
"what happened is my finger riped through the tp and when in my butt hole."
Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
Mames-my entire family is fast asleep on the couch and this made me laugh out loud. Loudly.
(Is it possible he has been hacked?)?
LOL, I'm glad this could provide some entertainment! Unfortunately I don't believe it's a hacking -- he just really is that gross.
Disclaimer: He was my coworker at my first ever job in fast food. So the fact that he defaced a fast food bathroom is somehow even more wrong in my eyes.
Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
My Bio (wedding pics added 7/6)
My 101
Leigha -- there was an update above about the bathroom sex. Wasn't sex afterall!
"what happened is my finger riped through the tp and when in my butt hole."
Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
My Bio (wedding pics added 7/6)
My 101
This was my first Nest LOL in ages. Thank you.