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WOMAN left the seat up.

This is weird, right?

I walked into the bathroom, and one of the women in another division walked out of a stall (almost hit me with the door) and I happened to notice that she left the seat up.

So... I've come up with two theories:
#1 - she's a squatter that lifts the seat up (brilliant! all squatters should do this!)
#2 - she's not anatomically a woman

Of course my head is spinning with curiousity re: #2

She's very attractive. And I have actually thought before that I wish I had a body like hers, because she's thin, but still has lots of curves.
I would totally die if this attractive woman that I've wished I looked like ends up being a man.

Probably never find out for sure though. But my imagination is running wild right now.

Hmm

Re: WOMAN left the seat up.

  • Oh I love this!!  It reminds me of a time in my college days when we were at a bar and one of my male friends who spent his entire efforts "picking up chicks" was basically doing everything but having sex with a 'girl' on the dance floor only to find out SHE WAS A HE!  HAHA, we got soooooo much mileage out of that and I had all but forgotten about it until this post. All I remember him saying was ....does it make me gay if I say she/he was a good kisser?   hahaha.... love it!

    Back to the subject though... if she didn't lift the seat, maybe it had been cleaned or something recently and she wasn't using the bathroom but changing or something in the stall instead. It's a long shot, but it's possible!

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  • Or she could have been throwing up .....
  • Maybe she IS a squatter. But when she went in the seat was already up and she didnt want to touch it to put it down (what's the point, she's not sitting on it anyway).

    I have done this before(yes, Im a squatter)..... and i dont want to touch the toilet seat with my a$$ or my hands... but I can see where it would look very odd.

  • imagewheelber:

    Maybe she IS a squatter. But when she went in the seat was already up and she didnt want to touch it to put it down (what's the point, she's not sitting on it anyway).

    I have done this before(yes, Im a squatter)..... and i dont want to touch the toilet seat with my a$$ or my hands... but I can see where it would look very odd.

    Exactly this! And to follow up on the "squatters post" from a few weeks ago, I should add that if the seat is covered in uck of any sort I have been known to lift the seat with my shoe so I can squat over a clean bowl.

    But as for your situation here, Kyfirewife, I hope she's a man.  Just makes it more interesting. 

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  • Maybe she likes to stand like that to insert tampons & doesn't want to mess up the seat?  Only thing my crazy brain can think of!
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  • imageCrawfordec:
    Or she could have been throwing up .....

    I vote for this one - skinny b**ch...was that mean? 

  • I thought of the changing clothes thing. But she had no bags or anything with her. Not even a purse. Which probably (but not definitely) rules out the tampon idea too.

    I did think maybe the throwing up thing. Since I was coming in when she was leaving, I don't know.

    Sure makes me think though. Have to remember to check for an Adam's apple next time I see her, LOL.
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