November 2008 Weddings
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Funny things 'men' say...
#1: DH was funny yesterday... I came home from work and he said... "those pants do nothing for your butt."
nice.
#2: SS1 was at school in his writing class. He told his teacher this: Don't be offended, but this is my least favorite class. (funny part-his teacher is his MOTHER!!!) I laugh at the things these kids say...
... anything else funny lately-other than Lauren's stalker guy on the treadmill yesterday?
Re: Funny things 'men' say...
DH cracks me up all the time singing silly lyrics to songs.
Like the song "I need you now" by Lady Antabelem(sp?)
He sang: "I just milked a cow" I forget the rest of "his" song, but I was rolling laughing!!! It was somthing about frosted flakes....LOL!!!
Yesterday DH and I are at our computers and all of a sudden there's his friend in the room (the friend that drives me BSC and I swear is in love with DH). Anyway, I yelled at him -- "Just bc DH gave you a spare key doesn't mean you can just unlock the door and come in!" He said he didn't, the door was unlocked. So I snapped back, "OK, well you still don't just walk into our house. You should knock/ring the bell and wait for a reply!" Dh goes, "Yeah, we could have been naked or having sex or something...."
WTH...I lol at DH sometimes.
too funny! I can just picture the shirt/leggins/belt.
I laugh cause DH is sooo not fashion conscious... On one of those Kleinfeld bride shows, I'm amazed at how many men go with the brides-whether it's their fathers or FI's or brothers.
Yeah, he is SO particular about clothes I had the hardest time picking out a dress without him. I really wanted him to come with me, but he wouldnt.
The "belt" thing reminded me of something J said while we were watching What Not to Wear - the end, after they've received a makeover.
"Don't you think she needs a belt with that dress?"
Followed by:
"Oh my god, I'm so gay."
LMAO!!
I am so used to asking Vance's opinion on stuff, I had a very hard time choosing a wedding dress too. I had one from the beginning that I loved and wanted, but then found a second one. I was starting to think the first one wasn't so great and loving the 2nd one. So finally I just said he had to come with me, and I would try on a bunch that I liked and get his opinion with out him knowing exactly which ones I really liked or didn't. He ended up picking the 2nd one, the one I thought I wanted. And hating the first one! lol Worked out great and cemented my feelings on that dress.
Aaaaaand, end post hijack.
J is also my fashion police. He has great instincts. The other day I was getting dressed up for dinner with his parents and I looked over him to get his opinion on the outfit and before I could even say anything, he said, "Soccer mom."
And then on NYE, he asked what I was going to wear and I told him a velvet top with jeans and he was like, "Whoa. Not the soccer mom one, right?!"
No, baby, not the soccer mom one.
Hilarious!!! My hubs does this do, however his made up lyrics escape me now.
Patrick is also my fashion police...when I wear something he doesn't like, I debate whether or not it's worth getting harrased over--i.e. puffy vests. He says "The '80s called, and they want their vest back". He can be such a booger sometimes.
Aria, LOL @ DH saying he's so gay.
You girls are lucky that you have DH's as fashion police. All the policing my DH does is telling me how good or meh my jeans make my @ss look.
Ned picks out half of the clothes I buy, so he can't make fun of them :P. They're pretty boring anyway. My least favorite is when he tells me that something looks "fine". Which to him means good, but if you're going to say that to a woman, you should say with emphasis. Like fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! Like you're hot. Not "fine" followed by a sigh. Seriously.
Last night, he told me that the sexy VS models don't fart (can't remember how that even came up). If anything, they give a little delicate "poot" and then say "rawr" in a sexy and/or cute manner. He kept repeating "poot, rawr!" over and over. Ah, men.
OMGoodness I so LOL at this!!!!
I would so marry Clinton from WNTW if he wasn't gay...le sigh.
Jweat - LMAO!
DH does a little of everything - making funny songs, or embarrassing stuff like announcing to everyone in his family that we're leaving to go home and BD - and actually says the initials BD, so everyone asks what's BD...just so he can tell them we're going home to have sex. He likes it b/c it makes me blush and I blush at the drop of a hat. So embarrassing.