INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 toHusband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0, MONEY 3.0 and GOLF 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs properly and simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
_______ _________ _________ _________
Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command:ithoughtyoulovedme.Html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install theGuilt3.0 update.
If that application works as designed,Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2..0
and Flowers 3.5
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall theBoyfriend 5.0
program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Re: Husband 1.0 (Husband Installation)
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