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Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted..
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two moods: Hungry and Horny.
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This made me smile - thought I would share
I got this in an email today and thought it made some very good points.
10 Points to Ponder for 2010
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted..
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two moods: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a person to use the Internet
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a person to use the Internet
and he won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky...
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather:
It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky...
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather:
It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2010 :
" Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers:
And The Number 1 Thought For 2010 :
" Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers:
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow"
Here comes another year!
Here comes another year!
Re: This made me smile - thought I would share
This is one brilliant!
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
it makes me feel better about the ice cream cones I've eaten everyday for the last 5 days