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FB Status?

Hey ladies!  I didn't see the post yet for the crazy FB statues this weekend and since its slow, maybe this will liven up the board.  Anyone have any funny ones?

Re: FB Status?

  • posted from a GF at 3am

    I think Dean Martin's voice is dreamy - on a separate note: listening to him makes me want spaghetti

     

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  • imagestlucia_wife:

    posted from a GF at 3am

    I think Dean Martin's voice is dreamy - on a separate note: listening to him makes me want spaghetti

     

    Haha! I love that one.

    Here's mine:

    Angelina:  how do ur parents get ur attention? mine just threw a chinela (sp?) at me...right now =( "hi dad" ((eeyore voice))

     

  • Not TMI or anything ridiculous but made me giggle. "So I put a ziploc in the dryer instead of a bounce sheet. Yeah..."
  • Peter  Pete Whirkin

    People who purposely write things weird like this drive me nuts.  Ok yeah, the whole kool thing was in a long time ago...when I was 14!  This just makes you sound dumb now that we are in our 30s!

  • This one isn't too crazy, just really annoying.  Please stop trying to solicite business via FB!!

    Maria: thanks you for thinking of me with your Real Estate needs. Your thoughtfulness is appreciated : )

  • imagenatalee215:

    This one isn't too crazy, just really annoying.  Please stop trying to solicite business via FB!!

    Maria: thanks you for thinking of me with your Real Estate needs. Your thoughtfulness is appreciated : )

    block me now then.  I'll use any way I can to get exposure and business!  Well...within reason... Wink  No booby tassels or anything.

  • Not really crazy, TMI, or anything...just really annoying.

    All posted from the same chick...today.  And it is 11:24 in CA.

    Felicity cant believe its already 11. arg!

    Felicity is not asleep.

    Felicity made her first flip book but its inappropriate for show and tell.

    Felicity doesnt care if a bacon cheese burger with a fried egg is bad.. i made it and it tastes damn good!!

    And this is just the beginning. 

  • imageFutureMrs.McC:
    Not TMI or anything ridiculous but made me giggle. "So I put a ziploc in the dryer instead of a bounce sheet. Yeah..."

     

    HAHAHAHAH!

  • I got nothing...no one is being very interesting today on FB. 
  • Just annoying from Shon - does anyone wanna order me 2 medium pizzas with garlic crust from dominoes?? the Lord will bless you.....

    And then there's TMI from Chris (male) - right now I'm watching Kevin Bacon eat a hot dog... not turned on at all by this.

  • imageericandcindy:

    Just annoying from Shon - does anyone wanna order me 2 medium pizzas with garlic crust from dominoes?? the Lord will bless you.....

    Side note: we ordered Dominoes this weekend to try the new crust...sooo nommy!!

  • imagekingpepsisgirl:
    imagenatalee215:

    This one isn't too crazy, just really annoying.  Please stop trying to solicite business via FB!!

    Maria: thanks you for thinking of me with your Real Estate needs. Your thoughtfulness is appreciated : )

    block me now then.  I'll use any way I can to get exposure and business!  Well...within reason... Wink  No booby tassels or anything.

    No, Tammy, she basically posts the same thing every other day.  She's as bad as Teakum with her god damn Pampered Chef!

  • imagenatalee215:
    imagekingpepsisgirl:
    imagenatalee215:

    This one isn't too crazy, just really annoying.  Please stop trying to solicite business via FB!!

    Maria: thanks you for thinking of me with your Real Estate needs. Your thoughtfulness is appreciated : )

    block me now then.  I'll use any way I can to get exposure and business!  Well...within reason... Wink  No booby tassels or anything.

    No, Tammy, she basically posts the same thing every other day.  She's as bad as Teakum with her god damn Pampered Chef!

    Oh, ok...that's bad then.  Ashley (red) has a friend that makes me want to poke my eyes out...and yes, I've already told her this so it's ok haha.  Whenever ANYONE posts ANYTHING about anything...she pops in and says something like remember I do invites.  Never a congrats, nothing...just buy my junky cards because you are having a special day.  Drives me nuts.  I already gave Ashley permission to beat me senseless if I ever become like that.

  • I have a few-  

    **** is wondering who was the first person to say "Colder than a witches tit"? LOL "Man I just felt up this witch! Cold cold cold! I think i have frost bite!"

    **** Prom Night Dumpster Baby.

     **** home on vacation and board to the point of looking for split ends and cutting them off...hair strand by hair strand!

    Maria & Chris ~ Waialae Beach Hawaii ~ 12/8/09
  • This one is just dumb

    Corri...to dizzle is suckizzle bizzle...

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  • imagekingpepsisgirl:
    imagenatalee215:
    imagekingpepsisgirl:
    imagenatalee215:

    This one isn't too crazy, just really annoying.  Please stop trying to solicite business via FB!!

    Maria: thanks you for thinking of me with your Real Estate needs. Your thoughtfulness is appreciated : )

    block me now then.  I'll use any way I can to get exposure and business!  Well...within reason... Wink  No booby tassels or anything.

    No, Tammy, she basically posts the same thing every other day.  She's as bad as Teakum with her god damn Pampered Chef!

    Oh, ok...that's bad then.  Ashley (red) has a friend that makes me want to poke my eyes out...and yes, I've already told her this so it's ok haha.  Whenever ANYONE posts ANYTHING about anything...she pops in and says something like remember I do invites.  Never a congrats, nothing...just buy my junky cards because you are having a special day.  Drives me nuts.  I already gave Ashley permission to beat me senseless if I ever become like that.

    The invitation chick is the one who updates her status like 18 times a day.

  • Just saw this one:

    Jennifer: This should be interesting. Describe ME in ONE word using the THIRD letter of your FIRST name. Keep this fun game going by posting this as YOUR status & see what words people come up with to describe you!

    WHY WHY WHY?!?!  This is so dumb.  Would it be wrong if I worte Idiotic?  I mean it is the 3rd letter of my 1st name Wink

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  • LOL this is pretty funny :)

    Here are the ones I saw:

    TMI...

    I don't have time for a slow acting yogurt!

    Please don't write a paragraph in your status...

    so it was somewhat successful...I didnt have to get up until 8:30....now I will say it was more for the fact that my husband was able to be home so when they all got up (not real sure what time it was) I was able to sleep threw it....the way I see it is....we all one...kids got to play the new ps3 and I got to sleep an extra hour or two....so life is good!

  • imageBridget_11:

    Just saw this one:

    Jennifer: This should be interesting. Describe ME in ONE word using the THIRD letter of your FIRST name. Keep this fun game going by posting this as YOUR status & see what words people come up with to describe you!

    WHY WHY WHY?!?!  This is so dumb.  Would it be wrong if I worte Idiotic?  I mean it is the 3rd letter of my 1st name Wink

    DO IT!

  • imageAshleysred:
    imagekingpepsisgirl:
    imagenatalee215:
    imagekingpepsisgirl:
    imagenatalee215:

    This one isn't too crazy, just really annoying.  Please stop trying to solicite business via FB!!

    Maria: thanks you for thinking of me with your Real Estate needs. Your thoughtfulness is appreciated : )

    block me now then.  I'll use any way I can to get exposure and business!  Well...within reason... Wink  No booby tassels or anything.

    No, Tammy, she basically posts the same thing every other day.  She's as bad as Teakum with her god damn Pampered Chef!

    Oh, ok...that's bad then.  Ashley (red) has a friend that makes me want to poke my eyes out...and yes, I've already told her this so it's ok haha.  Whenever ANYONE posts ANYTHING about anything...she pops in and says something like remember I do invites.  Never a congrats, nothing...just buy my junky cards because you are having a special day.  Drives me nuts.  I already gave Ashley permission to beat me senseless if I ever become like that.

    The invitation chick is the one who updates her status like 18 times a day.

    Why am I NOT surprised?

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