November 2008 Weddings
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Re: FF
Veruca-I hope your vent really helped-that's just downright Svcky!
To the owner who parked in MY CLEAN SPOT I shoveled 3 times! Move it! My car can run your car over... (ugh. very frustrating coming home from work at 8pm & my spot was taken)
Lorelai-get over the guilt of taking someone else's spot. Obviously, the person who took yours didn't care.
Dog-Please just die in your sleep if you are going that route! I really want you around, but you're acting odd...
DH-take the dog to the darned VET! I've been working a gazillion hours-LOVE YA-to make up for the other day...
Body-lose 2 lbs, gain 2 lbs, lose 2 lbs, gain 2 lbs,... so glad you lost the same farkin 2 lbs, but really? you are exhausting me and those GS cookies are going to win in this fight! (sidenote: made appt w trainer to see what doing wrong. doc apt for thyroid is next)...
So sorry to hear your pup is still not doing well. . .I hope you Dh is able to to take him/her to the vet.
I'm sorry to hear about your dog
I hope everything's ok, but I know she's getting up there in years.
Dear Ladmo. You are 8 months old now, its high time you really buckle down on the learning to potty training stuff. Picking up your poop off the dining room floor is getting realllly old. Also I would appreciate it, that you actually pass puppy school this time around. Other wise its another $100 out the window.
Dear DH. You have poor money skills and the priorities you have of things to be done to the house are skewed. A new roof and windows are more important to the houses well being then new flooring. Yes our carpet is way gross and old. But if the roof starts leaking we are screwed.
Dear Me. You better stop spendingmoney like you are made of it and get back on track with your budget. Its getting out of hand.
Dear Lotto gods...We need you to grace us with the winning numbers so I can cruise around the world! Thank you!
Thanks... It's just so sad to see her walking and then her back end semi collapses... it just started yesterday...
DH sings to her every morning anyway and she's just a cutey. I'd imagine her personality like those Maxine comic strips-a saucy ole lady.
That's been a big issue in Pittsbugh. People are putting out chairs and tables to mark their clean spots.
Also, sorry to hear about your pup
Dear job gods - a year is long enough. I need a full time job NOW! I don't care if we have to move. I'm done with this funk. I feel gross. I look gross. I want to move on with my life, this being in limbo suuuuucks.
Dear DH - I swear I am going to junk punch you the next time you ask me if I applied for any jobs today. You act like I'm not trying and it pisses me off. Stop it.
Dear car - you're a POS. But I can't get rid of you until I find a job. And now you are leaking coolant/antifreeze. A-hole.
Dear DH - The worst thing I ever did was buy you that damn xbox for your birthday. I have no issues with you playing games, honestly I don't. What I have issues with is your childlike temper tantrum when you lose or when you get upset that the my internet activity is slowing down your game. Yes I know you were in a close basketball game last night that ended with you missing a half court shot, but is it really my problem that you missed the shot, nope! So when you yell and curse and then throw the controller and head set I feel as if you deserve a 'WTF' look. When you then yell at me saying 'if I wanted to live with my mother I'd move back home' and then play the whole silent treatment game, of course I'm not going to come crawling to you with an I'm sorry.
Dear CoWorker/Boss - I have to deal with my husbands PMS at home, please don't make me deal with your PMS at work. The little hissy fit you just displayed deserved a standing ovation.
Dear Self - Get your fat arse to the gym!
Leslies Pool Supply- F You! You told us three weeks ago an acid wash was $200 and that we needed to schedule by the end of Feb, I call this morning to do so and am told that was a "limited time offer" and it is now $450. Had I been told that three weeks ago, I would have scheduled the service three weeks ago!!! I don't care if I go someplace else and they charge me $550 now, we will NOT be going through you ever again.
SIL-No one asked you to be involved in the planning of the baby shower. My sis totally had it under control and you just wormed your way in. Your multiple daily emails about how you want to change everything are getting really farking old, and I don't even know why I am involved since you seem to think that since I haven't had a baby before I am clueless (FYI, I have been to showers). I know that you just want sis to give up and let you do everything your way, since you think that is the ONLY way to do things, but she is just as stubborn as you. All you are doing is alienating yourself and making us F-ing crazy, and seriously, even if she was wrong about something, its a freaking baby shower get over it. And while we are on the subject- my registry is just FINE! I am not going to give you my password so you can add more things to it since "I have no clue what I am going to need". Believe it or not, I am not stupid, and if there is something that is missing and it turns out I REALLY can't live without it, I'll buy it myself. I am about ready to cancel the whole shower and buy everything myself anyway.
Mom- I know that you want to take the cloth diaper industry by storm by making and selling them. At this point I know as much about them as you do. Please stop calling me with questions on how to make them. I barely know how to thread my sewing machine. This little project is all yours, I was fine with prefolds.
Boss- when I told you I was preg and you cancelled my STD you told me that you would "make it up to me" when we got some more cash in. I lost approx 5-7k depending on how long I would have been out. So thanks for my 2k bonus, but that wasn't even half of it, however I did enjoy processing the 25k bonus for my coworker. Yeah, I do the books, I know we have the money.
Sorry girls, just call me....
Dani- That just sucks about the bonus thing.
Co-worker: I didn't quit your primary full time job, you did. Now, after you've called off 2 days this week you want to work some hours on Saturday because you "need money." Also, your personal life is a really big farking mess and you need to to get your sh!t together and leave it at the door.
DH: I love you. I really do. I know I've been slacking in the cleaning department since the pregnancy made me sick and tired. But seriously: the clothes in the pile *next to* the laundry hamper is farking ridiculous. Also, if you don't put your shoes away instead of leaving them in the middle of the floor where I trip over your size 13 boats when I get up to pee in the middle of the night, I am going to start throwing them away or putting them in places where *you* trip over them. Lastly, STOP WAKING ME UP IN THE MORNING WHEN YOU GET UP. If you want to watch the news, reach over me and use the remote your d*mn self. No, I don't want to talk to you or listen to you whine about how you don't want to get up. *I* don't have to get up until almost an hour after you. So, yes it makes me grumpy to be disturbed during my last hour of sleep. Do this after the baby comes, and I swear you'll live to regret it.
Omigod. You live in my house. This is classic!
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Dear DH - I can't tell you why I was so mad the other night. Being angry about wishing I were married to someone as capable as I am is not a good conversation. Let's just drop it.
Dear Sister - I know you want to sell Dad's land. I know you want the money. But selling it for 1/2 of what its worth is bad business. Dad would be so upset. Just wait another day until I hear back from my real estate agent what it is worth. Stop antagonizing me, or I will give you a piece of my mind, and I don't like you, so this will not come out well for you.
Anyone want to buy a mountain top in Arizona? Super cheap.