Neighbor- EXCUSE ME? After round 1 of the blizzard you drove your car out behind my car and DH's car, piled with 2.5ft of snow, and DUMPED all your snow behind our cars. DH kindly asked you to shovel it. So, yesterday, while DH and I are digging out of round 2 of the blizzard, your empty parking spot was 100% cleared dry by a bobcat. Lucky you! There's a 10ft high pile of snow and ice right next to and behind my car. My car is encased in snow and ice from the first storm and now the second. We were shoveling out both of our cars, and I not wanting to pile more snow on the mountain next to mine or in front of other people's cars, decided to pile it on the grass area/mountain of snow created by the bobcat BEHIND your parking spot. I DID NOT put it in your parking spot, which is spotless through ZERO effort of your own. DO NOT stand there all prissy and holier than thou and reprimand me for dumping my snow in your parking spot. AND request that I move all the snow clear across the parking lot just so it isn't in your spot. FVCK that, b!tch!
Mailman- thanks for yelling at ME about all the snow blocking the mailboxes. What the fvck do you expect ME to do about it?!? I'M not the one in charge of clearing the snow for the condo neighborhood. Why don't you go talk to all the men around with shovels, bobcats, and landscape company shirts on, huh?!? Maybe THEY'D have a better idea of what to do? Thanks, I really appreciate getting berated by you for something that I have no control over.
Shovel- why did you have to put scratches on my car??? I'm SOOOOO pissed about that. I hope they come out or I'm going to cry.
DH- can you please fvcking insure our rings already? It's been 2.5 years goddamn it, stop telling me it's expensive because IT ISN'T! You think insurance is expensive?? Well, why don't you start pricing what the cost will be if we have to replace rings and/or diamonds. Then cry to me about which is more expensive.
DH- are you SERIOUS?!? You have needed a new car for at least 2 years. I feel UNSAFE anytime I'm in your car. Something is wrong with it practically every week. You need a new one. I was thrilled when you actually admitted it the other day and said that you'll get one in the spring. THEN you said that you're going to look for something $5k or less. WTF??????? Do you really think you can get something that won't be a POS in a year for that little money?!? All the cars I looked at for that price range already have close to 100k miles. Why would you waste money on that?! I'm sorry but you need to get it through your head that you need a safe, reliable car, not something that will last you for maybe the next 6-12 months. I know financially it sucks, but you need to figure something else out because $5k or less isn't going to cut it.
Re: I NEED a FF
I think your day calls for this:
I can't imagine how frustrating digging your car out of all that snow is.
make it two!
Holy crap, woman! I feel for you and feel the need to take you out for drinks!
I really wanted to, especially after she went back into her condo. But, DH wouldn't let me. Booo!
I think she was just pissed because they had totally done something rude with dumping their snow behind our cars, and DH called them out on it. So she was just looking for a way to get back at us.
Yup, you are way better person than me. She's lucky I'M not her neighbor.
Make your drink a double!
First, pour a drink.
Then, get a bucket and pour it in their spot. Then pour another bucket for good measure.
Then, pour another drink.