1. The chick short changed me by $1.05. Not a whole lot of money, but there's a gawddamned computer to figure it out for you. I did not notice this until I got back to the office, so fvck me, too. I want to say it was intentional, since she gave me back $ in dolla dolla bills, y'all.
2. Dude didn't put the lid on well, so when I turned a corner, Dr. Pepper sloshed under the lid and onto the front seat. What was on the front seat? My open purse. FML.
3. So I open the bag to grab some napkins to soak up the Dr. Pepper and they didn't put one in the bag. Ugh! I had to dig out 2 maxi pads to absorb the spilled Dr. Pepper.
4. As I'm blotting my purse with a Kotex, I look up and the guy in the Hummer next to me is looking at me and laughing so hard he's on the verge of tears.
Friday, would you pretty please come already?
Re: Fvck you, Wendy's fvckers
I'm sorry, but I laughed at that image too.
I want one of their fish sandwiches.
somebody has a case of the Mondays....
I'd write a letter.
You'll get a coupon for the $1 at least, right?
That's a whole lot of fvckery for some lunch. I'm sorry.
::slides a mangorita in Nico's direction::
You know he's telling that story to someone right now.
Aw man, what a bunch of crap.
And now I'm thinking that I would blot the fish sandwich with a kotex. Which brings up a whole SLEW of ideas.
I would call and complain. I also complain if I ask for no pickles and I get pickles. I am owed free food all over town because of this.
I don't go to get my food because that is not the point. Their job is to communicate from one person, accurately, that on this one order, there shall be no pickles. I am not going to hold up the entire line to double check your work every time, but if you mess up, I'm calling and asking for your boss. I'm fun like that.
Pickles I can understand. While I enjoy them there's no getting rid of that taste once they're on there.
I'm that way with mayo. I hate hate hate mayo, and always ask for my sandwich sans mayo. on so many occasions they mistake "no" for "hugefuckingglobsof"
So.wrong.