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Nurse Practitioner Salary

If you are a pediatric np, or fnp, would you mind sharing your salary? 

Re: Nurse Practitioner Salary

  • you're joking right? Haven't you posted something just like this 10000 other times about what a grocery store person would make...
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  • I'm a pediatric np!! Starting salary is $13,000 per year, no benefits. But I'm so good, I've worked my way up to $1.3M per year and tons of awesome benefits (including puppy insurance - yay!)

    GL! I know we have lots of girls on this board in that field. Right, girls?

    ::two chest pumps and a peace sign for Jenn:: ~ MrsJudgeyPants

    This is legal advice. Circa 2011
  • This is too good to be true.

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  • I am TOTALLY a NP!  Your salary depends on how many patients you see a day.  I'm so awesome that I manage to see 200 patients a day so I am making like in the upper six figures for sure.

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  • The secret is to have your patients write their questions down in the waiting room so they think you're going to answer them and then talk so fast in the 7.3 minutes they get with you that they forget all about them.

    Good luck!

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  • Wait a second.  I'm working off the assumption that you wanted to run your own practice out of a small shack in a parking lot.  'Cause that's the only way my secrets will work.

    If you're looking to work in one of those hoity toity doctor's "offices" then I can't help you.

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  • Hey I'm an np in one of those "hoity toity doctor's offices" shoe....So here it is on the really real.  I make 9.25/hour plus puppy insurance but that is not relevant because I don't have a puppy so it doesn't benefit me.  I have no health insurance because I can diagnose myself and they do provide me with free crackers and kentwood water when I can't afford to buy food.  Good news is since I only make 9.25/hour one of the Doctors lets me rent a mobile home from him for a cheap price.
  • See, shopping! I told you these girls were great :)
    ::two chest pumps and a peace sign for Jenn:: ~ MrsJudgeyPants

    This is legal advice. Circa 2011
  • I really do miss everything ::runs off and cries::
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