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Baby or Drunken Party Girl?

You know your friend...the one that drinks too much when you party and you have to hold her hair back while she vomits and cries about how she wants her ex back?   

Last night at midnight, Scarlett wouldn't sleep in her crib.  She kept sitting up and playing.  So I brought her to bed with me.

I swear to god it was like freshman year of college all over again.  First she was drinking from her bottle and humming and drooling.  Then she was sleepy and started whining and wriggling into a comfy position and pushing herself into me and into the pillows, generally rolling around and kicking.  She ended up with both legs in one side of her pj's and one shoulder exposed.  She started singing some random thing she obviously made up while clinging to her bottle.  Opened her eyes 1/2 way and looked around, and she vomited and passed out in it. 

I cleaned up the vomit, fixed her pj's which were miraculously vomit free, took away the bottle, started rubbing her back.  She nodded off.  Then out of nowhere she started crying and screaming and vomited again and yelled "DA da da da DA DA DA DA da da da DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA" and climbed over me like she was looking for him.

Luckily, the bouncer came and got her. 

Good times.

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