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Squirting

So, I squirted on DH the last time we made love.  I am so embarrassed.  Is he gonna leave me????

Re: Squirting

  • He won't leave you if you let him squirt on you next time. It is only fair!


  • I f'ed a guy once that loved it so much when i squirter he'd put his face all up in there. BEST O's of my life tho - i coulda cared less what he did, i was seeing god, or the devil, or the back of my own eyelids.. whatever. felt great!
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  • No only will he leave you, in the near future he will give birth to a goat. Literally, a goat.
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  • Look out!  He will now likely develop an addiction to squirt porn!

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    Look out!  He will now likely develop an addiction to squirt porn!

    He's going to have to go to rehab with Tiger Woods. 

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  • He might leave you. I'm ashamed of you for actually enjoying the secks. A GOOD wife just pretends. He should leave you on that alone.
  • awe honey ur so cute! lol nah most guys love that actually. And if he leaves you over that, he doesn't deserve his penis. End of story.
  • Oh man, I am gonna have to let him squirt on me?????  But then I have to worry about the mess.  I don't want another baby.  That is how I conceived my 2 other babies-One was he squirted in my mouth and I swallowed and the other was he squirted in my belly button and it ran down to my girl parts when I stood up.  But I gotta keep my man.
  • imagekmlluvnmh:
    Oh man, I am gonna have to let him squirt on me?????  But then I have to worry about the mess.  I don't want another baby.  That is how I conceived my 2 other babies-One was he squirted in my mouth and I swallowed and the other was he squirted in my belly button and it ran down to my girl parts when I stood up.  But I gotta keep my man.

    I don't think it ran into your girl parts. I bet that it was absorbed THROUGH your belly button. 

  • imagejkmcnamara:

    imagekmlluvnmh:
    Oh man, I am gonna have to let him squirt on me?????  But then I have to worry about the mess.  I don't want another baby.  That is how I conceived my 2 other babies-One was he squirted in my mouth and I swallowed and the other was he squirted in my belly button and it ran down to my girl parts when I stood up.  But I gotta keep my man.

    I don't think it ran into your girl parts. I bet that it was absorbed THROUGH your belly button. 

    that makes much more sense.  

  • Well now its only fair that you prepare for  a golden shower from him...that is if he doesnt pack up and leave you. 

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  • imagekmlluvnmh:
    imagejkmcnamara:

    imagekmlluvnmh:
    Oh man, I am gonna have to let him squirt on me?????  But then I have to worry about the mess.  I don't want another baby.  That is how I conceived my 2 other babies-One was he squirted in my mouth and I swallowed and the other was he squirted in my belly button and it ran down to my girl parts when I stood up.  But I gotta keep my man.

    I don't think it ran into your girl parts. I bet that it was absorbed THROUGH your belly button. 

    that makes much more sense.  

    :::pats hand::: It's ok. Now you know.

  • imagejkmcnamara:
    imagekmlluvnmh:
    imagejkmcnamara:

    imagekmlluvnmh:
    Oh man, I am gonna have to let him squirt on me?????  But then I have to worry about the mess.  I don't want another baby.  That is how I conceived my 2 other babies-One was he squirted in my mouth and I swallowed and the other was he squirted in my belly button and it ran down to my girl parts when I stood up.  But I gotta keep my man.

    I don't think it ran into your girl parts. I bet that it was absorbed THROUGH your belly button. 

    that makes much more sense.  

    :::pats hand::: It's ok. Now you know.

     

    So THATS where babys come from!!! it all makes sense now.

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    imagejkmcnamara:
    imagekmlluvnmh:
    imagejkmcnamara:

    imagekmlluvnmh:
    Oh man, I am gonna have to let him squirt on me?????  But then I have to worry about the mess.  I don't want another baby.  That is how I conceived my 2 other babies-One was he squirted in my mouth and I swallowed and the other was he squirted in my belly button and it ran down to my girl parts when I stood up.  But I gotta keep my man.

    I don't think it ran into your girl parts. I bet that it was absorbed THROUGH your belly button. 

    that makes much more sense.  

    :::pats hand::: It's ok. Now you know.

     

    So THATS where babys come from!!! it all makes sense now.

    That looks sooo hilarious when it's written above the "Trying to Conceive" badge! 

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    imagecandr09:
    imagejkmcnamara:
    imagekmlluvnmh:
    imagejkmcnamara:

    imagekmlluvnmh:
    Oh man, I am gonna have to let him squirt on me?????  But then I have to worry about the mess.  I don't want another baby.  That is how I conceived my 2 other babies-One was he squirted in my mouth and I swallowed and the other was he squirted in my belly button and it ran down to my girl parts when I stood up.  But I gotta keep my man.

    I don't think it ran into your girl parts. I bet that it was absorbed THROUGH your belly button. 

    that makes much more sense.  

    :::pats hand::: It's ok. Now you know.

     

    So THATS where babys come from!!! it all makes sense now.

    That looks sooo hilarious when it's written above the "Trying to Conceive" badge! 

    hahahahaha i didn't even put that together. I guess this new knowledge will help in my TTC journey!... i was wondering why i hadn't gotten pregnant yet.. i guess i was doing it wrong.. lol.

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    D&E 10.27.2011
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  • You cannot become pregnant by swallowing semen.
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  • imagekmlluvnmh:
    Oh man, I am gonna have to let him squirt on me?????  But then I have to worry about the mess.  I don't want another baby.  That is how I conceived my 2 other babies-One was he squirted in my mouth and I swallowed and the other was he squirted in my belly button and it ran down to my girl parts when I stood up.  But I gotta keep my man.

     

    You cannot become pregnant by swallowing semen.

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  • PLEASE tell me this is a joke. if this isnt a joke...you (the creator of this rediculous post) needs to go see a doctor and ask LOTS of questions.
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