Squirting

kmlluvnmh · February 2010

So, I squirted on DH the last time we made love. I am so embarrassed. Is he gonna leave me????

LemonLover33 · February 2010

MUD

magsugar13 · February 2010

He won't leave you if you let him squirt on you next time. It is only fair!

Gracie6414 · February 2010

I f'ed a guy once that loved it so much when i squirter he'd put his face all up in there. BEST O's of my life tho - i coulda cared less what he did, i was seeing god, or the devil, or the back of my own eyelids.. whatever. felt great!

LemonLover33 · February 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSidt3c5BQQ

Because I'm jealous.

gone_awry · February 2010

No only will he leave you, in the near future he will give birth to a goat. Literally, a goat.

pastrypuff9000 · February 2010

Look out! He will now likely develop an addiction to squirt porn!

Wish Upon A Star · February 2010

pastrypuff9000:
Look out! He will now likely develop an addiction to squirt porn!

He's going to have to go to rehab with Tiger Woods.

jkmcnamara · February 2010

He might leave you. I'm ashamed of you for actually enjoying the secks. A GOOD wife just pretends. He should leave you on that alone.

DCMcQueen · February 2010

awe honey ur so cute! lol nah most guys love that actually. And if he leaves you over that, he doesn't deserve his penis. End of story.

kmlluvnmh · February 2010

Oh man, I am gonna have to let him squirt on me????? But then I have to worry about the mess. I don't want another baby. That is how I conceived my 2 other babies-One was he squirted in my mouth and I swallowed and the other was he squirted in my belly button and it ran down to my girl parts when I stood up. But I gotta keep my man.

jkmcnamara · February 2010

kmlluvnmh:
Oh man, I am gonna have to let him squirt on me????? But then I have to worry about the mess. I don't want another baby. That is how I conceived my 2 other babies-One was he squirted in my mouth and I swallowed and the other was he squirted in my belly button and it ran down to my girl parts when I stood up. But I gotta keep my man.

I don't think it ran into your girl parts. I bet that it was absorbed THROUGH your belly button.

kmlluvnmh · February 2010

jkmcnamara:
kmlluvnmh:
Oh man, I am gonna have to let him squirt on me????? But then I have to worry about the mess. I don't want another baby. That is how I conceived my 2 other babies-One was he squirted in my mouth and I swallowed and the other was he squirted in my belly button and it ran down to my girl parts when I stood up. But I gotta keep my man.
I don't think it ran into your girl parts. I bet that it was absorbed THROUGH your belly button.

that makes much more sense.

Pinkplasticdoll · February 2010

Well now its only fair that you prepare for a golden shower from him...that is if he doesnt pack up and leave you.

jkmcnamara · February 2010

kmlluvnmh:
jkmcnamara:
kmlluvnmh:
Oh man, I am gonna have to let him squirt on me????? But then I have to worry about the mess. I don't want another baby. That is how I conceived my 2 other babies-One was he squirted in my mouth and I swallowed and the other was he squirted in my belly button and it ran down to my girl parts when I stood up. But I gotta keep my man.
I don't think it ran into your girl parts. I bet that it was absorbed THROUGH your belly button.
that makes much more sense.

:::pats hand::: It's ok. Now you know.

candr09 · February 2010

jkmcnamara:
kmlluvnmh:
jkmcnamara:

kmlluvnmh:
Oh man, I am gonna have to let him squirt on me????? But then I have to worry about the mess. I don't want another baby. That is how I conceived my 2 other babies-One was he squirted in my mouth and I swallowed and the other was he squirted in my belly button and it ran down to my girl parts when I stood up. But I gotta keep my man.

I don't think it ran into your girl parts. I bet that it was absorbed THROUGH your belly button.

that makes much more sense.

:::pats hand::: It's ok. Now you know.

So THATS where babys come from!!! it all makes sense now.

Wish Upon A Star · February 2010

candr09:
jkmcnamara:
kmlluvnmh:
jkmcnamara:

kmlluvnmh:
Oh man, I am gonna have to let him squirt on me????? But then I have to worry about the mess. I don't want another baby. That is how I conceived my 2 other babies-One was he squirted in my mouth and I swallowed and the other was he squirted in my belly button and it ran down to my girl parts when I stood up. But I gotta keep my man.

I don't think it ran into your girl parts. I bet that it was absorbed THROUGH your belly button.

that makes much more sense.

:::pats hand::: It's ok. Now you know.

So THATS where babys come from!!! it all makes sense now.

That looks sooo hilarious when it's written above the "Trying to Conceive" badge!

candr09 · March 2010

Wish Upon A Star:
candr09:
jkmcnamara:
kmlluvnmh:
jkmcnamara:

kmlluvnmh:
Oh man, I am gonna have to let him squirt on me????? But then I have to worry about the mess. I don't want another baby. That is how I conceived my 2 other babies-One was he squirted in my mouth and I swallowed and the other was he squirted in my belly button and it ran down to my girl parts when I stood up. But I gotta keep my man.

I don't think it ran into your girl parts. I bet that it was absorbed THROUGH your belly button.

that makes much more sense.

:::pats hand::: It's ok. Now you know.

So THATS where babys come from!!! it all makes sense now.

That looks sooo hilarious when it's written above the "Trying to Conceive" badge!

hahahahaha i didn't even put that together. I guess this new knowledge will help in my TTC journey!... i was wondering why i hadn't gotten pregnant yet.. i guess i was doing it wrong.. lol.

bridgettef · March 2010

You cannot become pregnant by swallowing semen.

bridgettef · March 2010

kmlluvnmh:
Oh man, I am gonna have to let him squirt on me????? But then I have to worry about the mess. I don't want another baby. That is how I conceived my 2 other babies-One was he squirted in my mouth and I swallowed and the other was he squirted in my belly button and it ran down to my girl parts when I stood up. But I gotta keep my man.

You cannot become pregnant by swallowing semen.

paiger639 · March 2010

PLEASE tell me this is a joke. if this isnt a joke...you (the creator of this rediculous post) needs to go see a doctor and ask LOTS of questions.

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