FB Monday!

siba1119 · March 2010

Does anyone have anything good to share?

sarlah · March 2010

Not for me. All of my friends are boring & normal. LOL.

nataliejp519 · March 2010

This one made me giggle, she is currently student teaching.

Sue: student quote of the day "ms.xxxx can you tell me the ETA for the candy dispersal?"

FutureMrs.McC · March 2010

All of my friends have been pretty boring. I searched high and low and couldn't come up with anything crazy. I thought this was cute."Missy: can anyone tell me why I almost put shaving cream on my loofah? Please tell me that was mousse I put in my hair and not scrubbing bubbles..." I think she had a bit of a hangover.

mc12809 · March 2010

I have a cute one I liked too. "G" is her son.

G: Mom, can I just have one Oreo. Just one. Well....I don't mind if you want to give me too. It's ok mom, two is good. But one is fine. I mean if you waaant to give me two, I wouldn't hate that.

smilz4milz · March 2010

I know it's now Tuesday, but I saw this last night so I think it counts:

Angela: My 7 year old daughter came home and told me this joke today: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? *You poke her face*

I am still giggling over that one! And I bet I tell it to anyone who will listen to me today!

kingpepsisgirl · March 2010

I don't have the message anymore because it has sense been deleted. But a friend of mine caught his wife in bed with another man last week. Ok sucks but do you really need to make a huge detailed status on what a whore your wife is AND...break into her face book, change her pw and do the same over there? Ok I really get the fact that you are devastated by the whole thing since your two small kids were in their rooms while he was over. And, I get the fact that you feel the need to vent it out that this is man #1 out of 5 or 6 you recently found out about. BUT posting their names and phone numbers and then going all ape poop on both pages makes YOU look like the psycho, not her. /end rant.

funny bunny · March 2010

A friend's status update: Two men face court for goat sex, owner demands wedding.

smilz4milz · March 2010

kingpepsisgirl:
I don't have the message anymore because it has sense been deleted. But a friend of mine caught his wife in bed with another man last week. Ok sucks but do you really need to make a huge detailed status on what a whore your wife is AND...break into her face book, change her pw and do the same over there? Ok I really get the fact that you are devastated by the whole thing since your two small kids were in their rooms while he was over. And, I get the fact that you feel the need to vent it out that this is man #1 out of 5 or 6 you recently found out about. BUT posting their names and phone numbers and then going all ape poop on both pages makes YOU look like the psycho, not her. /end rant.

This crap drives me bonkers...but I find myself intrigued by it and thankful that I am who I am!

My friend Melanie must have caught her boyfriend cheating and doing drugs. About a month ago she posted all about him being a "piece of sh!t, oxycoton addict and cheat...F you, don't call, I'm moving on" all of that good stuff. But Saturday I noticed that she has a picture of the both them together as her profile pic and her status is back to "in a relationship".

I seriously don't think that I can deal with that anymore. He really is a piece of crap and I don't understand and I don't think that I can listen to her cry about him anymore.

:::this just kind of turned into me venting...sorry ladies, I just don't understand people sometimes!:::

kingpepsisgirl · March 2010

smilz4milz:
kingpepsisgirl:
I don't have the message anymore because it has sense been deleted. But a friend of mine caught his wife in bed with another man last week. Ok sucks but do you really need to make a huge detailed status on what a whore your wife is AND...break into her face book, change her pw and do the same over there? Ok I really get the fact that you are devastated by the whole thing since your two small kids were in their rooms while he was over. And, I get the fact that you feel the need to vent it out that this is man #1 out of 5 or 6 you recently found out about. BUT posting their names and phone numbers and then going all ape poop on both pages makes YOU look like the psycho, not her. /end rant.

It's the people who claim they don't like or want drama over and over who really want it.
I don't hear from this friend often...we were much closer in HS than anything now and he's a classic case ADHD if I've ever seen it so visits need to be well spaced out for my sanity haha. Don't get me wrong I do feel bad and think she's a piece especially having 2 small kids involved...but at the end of the day I was embarrassed to be his friend with the way he carried on. A few days later he IMed me out of the blue and I couldn't keep my mouth shut about his behaviour...does that make me a bad friend or what!
This crap drives me bonkers...but I find myself intrigued by it and thankful that I am who I am!
My friend Melanie must have caught her boyfriend cheating and doing drugs. About a month ago she posted all about him being a "piece of sh!t, oxycoton addict and cheat...F you, don't call, I'm moving on" all of that good stuff. But Saturday I noticed that she has a picture of the both them together as her profile pic and her status is back to "in a relationship".
I seriously don't think that I can deal with that anymore. He really is a piece of crap and I don't understand and I don't think that I can listen to her cry about him anymore.
:::this just kind of turned into me venting...sorry ladies, I just don't understand people sometimes!:::

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