June 2009 Weddings
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Open Letters
Dear Co-worker,
It is never ok to tell another woman "Oh you look so pregnant!" Never. Even if she is pregnant, she knows that she looks bloated and is expanding more and more each day. She does not need to be reminded of this fact.
Thank you,
Pregasaurus
Dear Bus Driver,
I promise it is ok to go more than 40mph on the highway. The little sign with a 6 & a 5 tells me so. Speaking of numbers, I need to be at work when the clock on your dash says 8:00. Maybe if the spedometer reads 65, the 8:00 problem will take care of itself!
Thank you,
Annoyed Passenger
Dear Bank Account,
Grow!
Thank you,
Wanting to get out of debt sooner rather than later
Re: Open Letters
Dear Mouth,
See waistline... stop eating.
Thanks,
Pants that are too tight
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Dear New Employee-
You are a little too comfortable for it only being your second day. I did your job for 7 months and know what I am talking about. I woud appreciate if you didn't roll your eyes and act annoyed when I give you suggestions. If you are so above this job as you have suggested, they why didn't they hire you for MY job, which was the one that you applied for and instead promote me? Also, using the words "mother f*cker" on your first day isn't really professional.
Thanks,
Your office mate
Dear Fate,
Please let our closing go smoothly, and our move/adjustment period even more so.
Scared Shitttless New Homeowner
Dear Bank Account,
Don't hate me for bleeding you dry.
Dear A-hole Racist Ignorant "Friends" on FB,
I'm afraid I must hide your statuses because they're making my blood pressure skyrocket. Adios, a$$hats.
Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
Dear Puppy,
Please stop peeing in the living room every 10 seconds. I know you're young, and your bladder is tiny, but can't you give me some sort of a sign when you have to go? I know that you can hold it for 6 hours overnight without a problem, so why can't you hold it for even 1 or 2 hours while i am sitting in the room with you? Give me a bark, look... anything!!
Thanks,
Your Human Mommy
Dear Work,
Stop coming. I want a minute off.
Thanks,
Busy Worker
Dear Weather,
Would you please stop being sunny and warm when I'm stuck inside all day and gray and cold when I can actually be outside to enjoy you? Be consistent, darnit!
Sincerely,
Sun-deprived in Illinois
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Dear Friday,
Hurry up and get here.
Signed,
Impatient
Co-signed,
KB
Dear whiny coworker:
Perhaps instead of chit chatting all day and then b!tching about how much work you have to do, maybe you should STFU and do your work. You might be amazed at how much you can do when you're not on the phone or talking to the intern. Oh, and while we're at it, please stop taking personal calls at your desk (as we were told not to unless our door is closed and as you have no office, you can't close your door). I'm sick of hearing about your personal problems.
Signed,
Your lovable co-worker who had to hold in the laughter as you told management you give it 100% every day
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