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Describe the worst kiss you've ever had.
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Re: Describe the worst kiss you've ever had.
what it was like in three words:
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Mine was in 1999. I was doing a semester in Washington D.C. I went to a house party and was really surprised that people in their late 20's that worked at the capital were still having keg parties. This guy and I struck up a conversation and I had just enough to drink, so that when he took my arm and led me around the corner I didn't think much of it.
Next thing I know he asks if he can kiss me. Uh, yeah, I guess. So, he leans in, and proceeds to poke his tongue in and out of my mouth. I opened my eyes to make sure he was being serious and, sure enough, his were closed and his face looked very earnest.
Worst.Kiss.EVER. And, the guy is now known as "The Poker".
Hahahaha, I'm literally LOL.
Sadly, this guy is still one of DH's best friends and I'm friends with his wife so this isn't a story I get to tell very often!
We'd been on several dates, and I was already feeling like I didn't like this guy. However, he was trying SO hard, and somehow I got convinced to let him kiss me. He was trying to be a gentleman, I guess? Anyways, he had his hands behind his back and was standing soooo far away from me, it was really awkard. Then he just kind of rubbed his huge, dry lips all over my face. He never actually moved his mouth muscles, he held his lips still and moved his whole head. I'm not sure how else to describe it, but I was thinking, "What the HELL is this guy doing?!"
The guy moved his tounge around me mouth like a horse chewing its food. In (deep) and out, from side to side in my mouth. He actually would touch the inside of my cheek with his tounge. Yuck. It was nasty.
best.description.ever!
I think my worst kiss guy and your worst kiss guy are the same guy!
The same night of my worst kiss, one of my friends happened to be kissing the Worst Kisser's friend. Friend of Worst Kisser was also a terrible kisser--his big "move" was blowing air into her mouth so her cheeks puffed up like a blowfish. Like CPR, I guess?
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HAAA!! Yes! It was JUST THE TIP! AWFUL!
What is wrong with these guys??? I didn't think this was going to be as funny as it is.
LMAO!!! Awe-some.
Yup, I think most guys start out as wet-slobbery-ickies. Maybe that's why we're told they have cooties early on?
My worst involves a party where my then-BF threw up and then tried to kiss me. EWWW!
And you didn't marry that guy!? Winner!
Start playing sad sad songs on tiny violins for me, my worst kiss was my very first kiss!
So I wasn't...um...attractive when I was younger. My first kiss was when I was 17. I was crazy attracted to the guy, but between his rico suave "put crappy Dave Matthews cd on, get out of the truck, and slow dance on the side of the damn highway" moves and Dog-on-Toilet-Bowl style of kissing...yeah.
Plus he crashed his truck on the way back to civilization and we had to wait in the back of an ambulance for my parents to come pick me up. Did I mention that I hadn't exactly been honest with my dad about where I was? And that by "not exactly honest" I mean that I was 45 minutes away from where I said I would be? Yep, got my arse in crazy trouble and it was NOT EVEN WORTH IT.
He's married to one of my friends now, so it's turned from the worst day ever to a hilarious story. Still, I think I'll always feel a little bit cheated! :-p
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These stories are awesome!
Mine was with a guy that I shall now refer to as the Middle Tennessee Asphyxiator (MTA), not because he was a serial killer, but because he decided to grab the sides of my head and then smash his face into mine. I couldn't breathe out of my nose and thought I was being suffocated. I practically needed the jaws of life to remove him from my face.
These are cracking me up, BTW!
With bad kissing, an ambulance, and getting into trouble for it all-- Aggie is in the lead for worst kiss ever!
Mimi has the best nickname, though. MTA sounds like he should be wanted in 10 states!
You guys are making me cry I am laughing so hard!
I love it Guava!
You girls CRACK me up! All I can think of is one time I kissed this guy that had a tongue ring. He made it his mission to make sure he rubbed the tongue ring all over my mouth. It was awful, awkward, and not fun!
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location: frat party.
it was unnecessarily wet - and his lips were really soft. Like he didn't tighten up to kiss at all, just just layed them onto mine. Then, there was way more tonge than I was expecting.
I pulled away because I couldn't handle it one more second.
Sadly, I *really* liked him and he didn't want to commit... but this helped me get over him - and fast.
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these are too funny! MTA... haha!
I think my worst was probably more out of awkwardness than out of bad style. I got set up on a blind date- he found out I wouldn't convert to Judaism and that I didn't like him ordering my dinner for me- took me back to my apartment and asked to come in. I said 'no thanks' and he went in for the kiss. I didn't know what to do!. I just remember that I tried to do the faux hug move and went to pat his back... the hair on his back was SO thick that from the time my hand hit tshirt to the time it hit backbone was about a full 30 seconds. I shudder thinking about it stll.
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OMG these crack me up!! the descriptions are too funny!
my frist boyfriend in 8th grade... the first time he kissed me he had gum in his mouth. he pretty muchly tried to shove it down my throat. i totally gagged.
... and yea, i broke up with him the next day. LOL.
Ah, the Lizard.
Picture a dry tongue darting in and out at high speed. To this day, I cannot recall his name. He was dubbed the Lizard and his real name ceased to be known from that day forward.
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