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A funny for the day

I think I have only received maybe 3 emails EVER from my dad.  (Technologically impaired).  But he sent me this and I had to pass it on:


 
There was a Scottish painter named Smokey Macgregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee  bit further.


As it  happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Baptist  Church decided to do a big restoration job on the outside of one of their  biggest
buildings.

Smokey put in a bid, and, because his price was so low, he got the job.


So he set about erecting the scaffolding and setting up the
planks, and buying the paint and,  yes, I am sorry to say,
thinning it down with turpentine..


Well, Smokey was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly completed, when suddenly  there was a horrendous clap of thunder, the sky opened, and the rain poured  down washing the thinned paint from all over the church and knocking Smokey  clear off the scaffold to land on the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded  by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.


Smokey was no fool.  He knew this was a judgment from the
Almighty, so he got down on his knees and cried:


"Oh, God, Oh God, forgive
me; what should I do?"

And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke..
(you're going to love this)


"Repaint! Repaint!  And thin no more!"

Bobo says smile!!!!

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