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Top Ten Thoughts That Go Through Every Accountant's Mind On April 15th

A partner in the office forwarded this to us.  It was on David Letterman's show last night

10."If I see one more tax return, i'm gonna jam a #2 pencil through my eye"

9."I think my calculator is talking to me"

8."If I screw up, they go to jail, not me"

7."Why didn't I become something exciting like a claims adjuster?"

6."Should I wear the navy blue suit or the navy blue suit?"

5."Get through today and then a 364-day weekend"

4."Who knew the bright-eyed little boy I once was would grow into such a bitter man with a soul crushing job"

3."Time to fake my death and move to the Cayman Islands"

2."Why did I waste time doing a stupid Top Ten at Letterman?"

1."This would be a lot easier if I was sober"

 

 

 

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Re: Top Ten Thoughts That Go Through Every Accountant's Mind On April 15th

  • No 8 is pretty funny
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  • Yeah but it's not entierly true, especially if you know they are really lying.
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