I had to put mine up here because it deserves it own post. I went to a 2 day training class for work yesterday and the day before. The back story is, there were 24 girls in the class, so I got to know a few of them pretty well. There were 3 in particular that I had lunch with both days. They all 3 were also 22. And they all had babies that were at least 2 years old. Only one was married.
My table (6 of us) had to make up this infomercial to sell one of our banking products to the rest of the group. The 3 girls I talked about earlier were not in my group. Our infomercial consisted of me graduating college and getting the product as a gift. In the infomercial we talked about how it would be a great gift for newlyweds, new moms, and some other stuff. When we finished our instructor said something about me knocking out graduation, a wedding, and a baby really quickly. One of the other girls in my group said, "Well this is WV we like to take care of that early on. Didn't you watch 16 and Pregnant the other night? She was from WV. What a good portrayal of our state." Holy awkward moment. I looked at those 3 girls and they were shooting daggers at her.
Hilarious. And awkward at the same time.
And that got way longer than expected.

Re: My work place inappropriateness. . .
I survived the RoLex wedding and all I got was this lousy husband.
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