June 2009 Weddings
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Poll: FB Status Updates

I thought this might be amusing:

Scroll through your page. Find a random friend who posted a status update on facebook that made you laugh/gag/cry/roll your eyes/whatever. Post just the status here (no context).

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Re: Poll: FB Status Updates

  • "I guess 'Avatar' does sound better than 'Super Awesome Fern Gully'"

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  • work think I got a little belly flu justin has it too fun fun This girl wouldn't know a comma, period, semicolon, colon, hyphen, question mark, or exclamation point if it bit her in the ass.  I'd hide her, but she sometimes posts the most jaw-dropping TMI about trying to make a baby that I don't want to miss. 
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    Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
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    This girl wouldn't know a comma, period, semicolon, colon, hyphen, question mark, or exclamation point if it bit her in the ass.  I'd hide her, but she sometimes posts the most jaw-dropping TMI about trying to make a baby that I don't want to miss. 

    I need the little emoticon of the guy rolling on the floor laughing. That was awesome.

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  • Will this do: image
    We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it.
    My Bio (wedding pics added 7/6)
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    Lilypie First Birthday tickers
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    Will this do: image

    That's the one! Thank you :)

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  • "And I know it's true that the definition of me is You."
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  • I don't have exact quotes but apparently a girl from my HS is now dating Jon Gosselin so there's been serveral mentions of that from my "friends".  and she was not the classiest so there's mixed comments

  • gmk, I saw that on Perez!

    Thanks, SBS. :) 

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    Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
  • This is the best I've got;

    "It would be nice if when people say they got your back they actually mean it"

    The girl is a serial vague-booker.  Two of the three comments on this are from her.  But none of my other friends are too bad about things like this.  I sort of wish they were--add to the drams!

  • I cannot STAND vague-bookers. 

    These are all from the same person within the past two months. I literally have NOT ONE CLUE what is really happening in her life b/c all she posts are these stupid generic baiting statuses

     

    Oh please....PLEASE not another one!

     Done!Old or New? Comfort or Patience?why couldnt this all have happened like 4 years ago?? WOW!! I'm speechless...why does this process have to be so confusing?? 
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    Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
  • I've hidden most of the ones I know to be the worst offenders and vague-bookers are near the top of that list. 

     A cousin is about to go into hiding because of her daily "I'm dying" posts.  You're not dying, you're hungover.  If it is that bad, put the bottle down for a night. 

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  • Here are some gems from her from over the past few days (I should mention, in all fairness, that she updates 5-10 times a day, so these are cherry-picked):

    Please let it be a good day

    Boo on today

     It's one of those days where you wake up and feel like your having a nightmare

    This time baby....I'll be bulletproof.....

    Really really needs.....

  • Not only is she a vague-booker, but she also sucks at grammar. I hope she's not a close friend. 
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    Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
  • She is my ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, so no.  She came to our local wedding reception, and the Christmas party, but I probably haven't seen her since.  But she is really nice (nicer than him, I would say).  It's just sad.
  • "Wen u go thru enuff bs n realize its not about u but dem den u hve lost urself... But f*ck it ive found miself again.. U gve dem all of u, bt u constantli hvin 2 prove urself every day... Its nt worth it nemre.. Like she told me u do u n dats wat ima do" 

    It's seriously a puzzle just to figure out what the hell she is saying. I think my spell check had a seizure just from copying that over here. 

     

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  • KB, I'm loling because I'm imagining those words coming out of your mouth. 

    Is this the same chich whose status it took about 10 of us to decode?  

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    Lucy Elizabeth 10.27.12
  • Yep, it's her. I keep her on my friends list purely for the cryptic status updates.
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  • I don't know what's worse - that message or the fact that I only had to read it twice to identify each word. Tongue Tied

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