Today is my dad's 70th Birthday. A big fat shout out, my dad rocks. So i call the house and my mom answers. So she blabs on about this and that so I say, I called to wish Dad a happy birthday...
Mom: His birthday is tomorrow.
Me: (Frantically checks calendar) Um, no, it's today.
Mom: Nope, it's tomorrow.
Me: Nope, It's May 4th.
Mom: Right, and today is May 3rd.
Me: Mom, it's TUESDAY May 4th.
Mom: No, its Monday, isn't it??
Me: Nope, it's Tuesday.
Mom: Oh darnit, I didn't wish him a happy birthday and he's not here.
<bang head on desk> So I fire off an email to my brother who replies back and says...I called him at 10:00, and she answered and I told her why I was calling....
Poor mom. She's been sick and not feeling well and stressed with being sick and my wedding so soon and then traveling home from Florida and well, I won't lie dimentia runs in her family.
Needless to say, I'll have to call back to wish my dad a happy birthday.
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