Is Groupon supposed to be funny, like woot or something? I don't usually read the descriptions, but this one for a facial caught my eye and made me go ![]()
"Nirvelli Day Spa's signature facial is tailored to restoring your face to a state as smooth as when the doctor first wiped the afterbirth from your eyes."
Is it me or is this a bit too vivid of a description? I don't really
think use of the word afterbirth should ever be used to illustrate the baby-soft skin one should expect from a treatment.
and later...
"Coal miners, boxers, day-care workers, and court jesters are only some of the professionals who deal with face-eroding conditions daily."
I guess they were more obviously trying to be funny with this one. But I can't decide which suggestions were supposed to be funny besides the court jester ones. Were they serious in implying that coal miners and boxers are thier target audience? Nevertheless, I bought it b/c I want a facial
Unfortunately, I will not be able to let you know if my skin is like that of a freshly afterbirth wiped newborn since I've never touched one, but I'm hoping it's nice.
Re: Today's Groupon made me LOL