So I was taking a walk (really a waddle) on my lunch break. So I see this delivery guy and I smile, I always smile at people, just a habit from my retail days I guess. So then he goes what you got there? And points to my stomach. In my head I am like umm I have no idea what kind of answer this guys is looking for. So I was like umm a baby?
He was like yeah, how much longer? And I was like oh a couple of weeks. He was like yeah I was going to say I wouldn't want to be stuck on an elevator with you. And then he laughed. I gave an akward forced laugh and walked away.
I am fully aware of my girth, no need for constant reminders.
Also did you know pretzel M & M's exisit?! Me either till today!!
Re: People are just so odd
I agree... that is odd. It was comical until he said "I wouldn't want to be stuck on an elevator with you."
However, I would've taken it more as a "in case the elevator got stuck and we wound up in one of those 'I'm delivering your baby in an elevator, where the F is the fire department to get us out?!' kind of movie/TV sitcom" kind of way.
Still...
THAT'S how you wanna play that, delivery guy?
Pretzel M&Ms... interesting.
oh no thats how I took it too, I just thought it was an odd thing to say. I should have pretended to all of a sudden go into labor and be like forgot the elevator you need to deliver my baby right here on the street!
And the pretezel M & M's, soooo good. If you like flipz you will like these.
Seriously!