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XP (from the knot too): My new neighbour
I posted this over there as well, but frankly, I'm looking for as many snappy one liners as I can get...
Okay, let's just start by saying he's not technically my neighbour. He
lives in the 3rd floor apartment of the house behind me, and I can see
him from my bathroom window and from one of my kitchen windows.
Now, the reason I know that apartment well is because it has a roof deck
up there. For the better part of two years, there was an old guy there
who used to lie around in a speedo... or nothing at all. It was gross.
I got curtains for the bathroom and the kitchen.
So, creepy old guy moved out, and we got young hot guy (mid twenties)
moving in. Alright. Smooth sailing and no more grossness, right?
Oh, how I was wrong.
Last night while I was doing dishes, I looked out and he was up on the
roof, wearing a pair of basketball shorts and staring at me. (Phil tells
me he couldn't have seen me, because we didn't have our lights on, so
at the very least, he was looking in through our window.) Then he
reached into his pants and adjusted himself. Alright, so a little gross,
but he's a mid-20s boy. What do they know?
And then he turned sideways, treating me to the vision of the largest
erection I have EVER seen. Like, we're talking HUGE.
I actually shrieked, ducked behind some counters and started laughing
hysterically. My cousin, who was visiting, came running in and wanted to
see it, but the guy had left the roof top at that point.
OMG, I don't know what to do! I don't want to see that kind of
silliness! If he starts jerking off out there, I'm gonna freak out. I figure I need to say something... this is a family neighbourhood after all. Any ideas?
Re: XP (from the knot too): My new neighbour
Bahahahahaha!!!!!! Oh my goodness, that is HILLARIOUS!!!! I couldn't help, but sit here at my work desk laughing literally out loud.
I don't know if I would say anything, but that is way too funny!
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oh no....that is disturbing!
I personally couldn't say anything...but have yall introduced yourselves to this guy yet. If not, maybe Phil could go over there to say hi & mention by the way, your roof deck is not sooo private. Either way, I say it is Phil's job to talk to him. I am sure it would be a lot less embarassing if it was coming from another guy.
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!
I think Phil definately needs to make an introduction!
If I come up with any snazzy one liners, I'll let you know!
LMAO...HAHAHAHAH.....so how big would you say that erection was??? J/K Nop but it must be pretty large if it was big from the distance you saw it. Trying to think of a snappy comment.
LMAO for some reason, all I can think of is an episode of Sex and the City where Samantha calls a guy "Peppermill D!ck" because his whatsit was compared to the size of an enormous peppermill...
If he starts making his own fun while he's on the roof, I vote you get one of those mega water pistols and soak him.
ROLFLMAO!!! OMG, so damn funny (yet disturbing). Something tells me this guy wouldn't be embarrassed no matter who spoke to him.
Better yet, send me over. I'll bring my big fat 70-200mm lens. I'll need a honkin zoom to see what's in his shorts. I live close, err.... Beach neighbourhood.
OMG, lol!!!
Maybe both of you can go over and welcome him and say something like, "We're glad to have you as our new neighbor. The old one would always sun his man parts up on the roof deck and it was NOT a pretty sight." That way you would be letting your new neighbor know that it's not so private without embarrassing him?