Dude calls me up and explains his whole family situation, how his wife is a math teacher and needs a job RIGHT NOW so she can move here instead of **mumblemumbleIhavenoideawherethey'refrommumble** And can he please bring her resume in because she wants my job.
My response was "I'm sorry sir, my job is no longer available. The position is filled"
He said "well, no, but she wants this job, and I'd like to bring her resume by and talk to you about the job"
"Well, I'm sorry sir, but the position isn't open. She can't have my job."
"What do you mean? Last month there was an advertisement for it in the paper. She wants this job."
"I understand that, sir, and I'm sorry, but it's not available"
"Oh, it's not? Why didn't you just say that in the first place?"
WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!
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WOW!!! Some people need to learn to open their ears.
Is it a full moon? It sounds like the looney people are out in full force today!
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VERY much so! And he just kept insisting over and over again that she had her math teaching license in Minnesota even though she doesn't live here. Okay...I'm not going to go look up her folder number or anything like that, but you're making me think she DOESN'T have it with all your insisting...
haha...I'm sorry, but that's funny. Why didn't you just say the position was filled?!?
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