November 2008 Weddings
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
FF
Anyone else need one?
Re: FF
Dear AF, Don't you even think about showing up and ruining my weekend. Don't bother showing up at all, for that matter.
Dear Assistant: OMeverlovin'G. I am going to hit you with something if you do not stop interrupting me to spend 5 minutes describing your thought process, or filling me in on details that I don't need to know and could not care less about. Get the h*ll away from me. I'm serious.
Dear cold, I'm done with you now, ok? I need to be 100% healthy by next week!
Dear N, Please find a job. Please? I appreciate you quitting to move here with me, and I know you have 1 application in, but I don't think you should just call that good, and sit around and wait to hear from them. I don't know what to tell you to do, but please do something. I'm starting to get really nervous that you're not going to be employed next school year!
AF - Listen up and listen good. Stay the hell away from me and my friends. We've told you before, we don't like you so gtf already mkay?
D - I asked you so kindly to keep your cooties to yourself. What do you do? Cough and sneeze all over everything and when I ask you to wash your hands you look at me like I have five heads. Now I am sick and it is all your fault. A$$hole!
Stupid summer cold - leave me the fluck alone. I dont like you and you make my throat hurt very much bad.
work - seriously people, i am only one person. I cant take on my load and your offices load too. if you don't have enough people to do all your work, hire someone. I cant do it all.
Dear AF: you can come see me this month but that is the last time I want to see you for several months....since I'm inviting you over you can stay away from those wonderful Novembies who have don't need your services.
Dear DH's work: Quit stressing him out. His stress is causing me stress and I really don't need more of that right now. Cut him some slack. He does a great job.
Dear Weather: Please don't rain on Saturday.
Upstairs neighbor - I've had it. STFU already. I can't take you banging constantly! Don't you understand that your floor and our ceiling have no buffer zone?
DH - can you just work with me when I say that we need to start making some progress on the before-baby-arrives-to-do-list? The longer we wait, the less I can do to help out, and the bigger of a b!tch about it all I'm going to become.
Work - I can't do everything. Get over it. I already do enough work for 3 people while barely getting paid or recognized for the work of 1.
Weather - I'm effing done with this hot and humid crap. Fall weather, NOW!
ETA: teeny tiny flies that are flying around our house - DIE already. You're all driving me i.n.s.a.n.e!!! I don't know where you're coming from.
Dear SSis-Why would you post on FB that your husband thinks your fat? AND... with those gams-there's no way you weigh 20 lbs less than I do!? Seriously, who are you fooling?
AF-If you need to visit someone vs. the first few gals, come to me... if you DON'T-I'm fine with out you, but please give those gals a break and leave 'em alone!
Self-stop eating.
DH-PLEASE make plans all on your own?! please?! And you hate it when I'm indecisive, well, that's cause you toss decisions on moi.
Self-get your act in gear and do what you need to do-you know what you mean... and stop stressing-some things are beyond your control, so do what you can.
J - I asked you nicely to watch Scarlett while I take a shower, since I hadn't had a shower in two days. (Ick) And as soon as I get my clothes off, I hear that you've put her in the family room in baby jail (the pack n play) and left her to scream while you play Farmville and watch the MLB network. Let me tell you what it's supposed to look like: You reading her a book. You playing with her on the floor. You making her dinner. You giving her a bath. You doing SOMETHING for her.
J - Why is Scarlett coming home from daycare barely dressed? Has the child even SEEN shoes and socks in a week or two? I have a bowl full of her socks and shoes on top of the bookshelf...it's not like I hide them from you. They're going to think we're terrible parents.
J - Ok, now you have checks. Checks that I ordered because you b*tched about not having them. After I ordered them, it hit me... YOU could have ordered checks. Why are you so helpless? I am not your mother.
Family - God I am so tired of you and your BS.
Life - Can I have a little break? One where I'm not sick? Pretty please?
Dear Deer: Why did you have to run in front of my car? I saw your buddy, looked for you (the second one) while slowing down, spotted you, turned my wheel and moved toward the other lane, and you STILL decided to jump in front of me?? I know it was all very quick, but I had cleared you, you just had to go the other way. I'm sorry I hurt you, but I did what I could, do you see my predicament? I'm very glad DH couldn't find you, makes me hopeful that you're not too hurt and that you'll make it. But please stay away from roads from now on!!
Potential dog sitter: Please let us know if you can take care of the dogs or not. We need to figure this out.
DH: you're awesome, but please stop planning trips as if we had money to make them. We can't go everywhere, and the way you're planning it, we can't go anywhere. Come join me here in the real world, please.
YIKES! I hope you're ok!
omg. Cousin. Shut your fat mouth about "maybe it's time you had some kids of your own". Just shut it.
Dear friend: I love being called a kept wife. Really, please do it again. Tell how you would like to have someone "pay for your expenses so you pursue what you want", like me.
Whatever....
Dear boss, please cut me some slack. It's hard to keep up with your bi-polar-like mood swings. I can't take much more.
Dear AF, PLEASE SHOW UP OVER HERE! I'll gladly take a visit . . . seriously. Cut everyone else some slack, I'm totally ok with your presence. Please. Pretty please.
Dear family, please stop obsessing over my baby. She's mine. Back off. Thanks for loving her . . . I totally appreciate all that you do for her . . . but there are times that I don't want the whole world involved in our life. Theres just two of us who have a say in things, k? R and I have it covered.